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[dragxnlady]

"Woah... You are violent."

"That’s better than what I do to spiders. I drown them with the nearest spray bottle I find."

[dragxnlady]

"Super shitty! Makes me sad."

"Nope. Shitty, huh?"

[dragxnlady]

"Well, I didn't really stop and think 'hey! just put it outside'. My thought process was literally 'spider, panic, fire'."

"Ahh, that would explain quite a bit. Did you really have to kill it? You could have just settled for throwing it outside."

[dragxnlady]

"Whaaaaat? Smokey didn't even come?"

"Rule one; don’t set fires. That’s pretty much all I remember honestly. And it wasn’t Smokey, it was some firefighter, which confused me twelve year old self thoroughly."

[dragxnlady]

"I swear, it was hard. In the midst of panic, fire is very dangerous!"

"Well, I’m glad you didn’t burn everything to the ground. I’ll take the burning plastic, if we’re being honest."

[dragxnlady]

"It was huge, I promise. It took up like, half the cup at least. Why, thank you, I try."

Ahh, so that’s what that was. Was it a big spider? Thank you for killing the spider before it could wreak havoc elsewhere. You’re a hero. 

[dragxnlady]

"Hey, it's not my fault. I never had Smokey come to my school to teach me about fire safety."

"So, that’s what I smelled. You’re always burning something, aren’t you?"

[dragxnlady]

"I saw a spider in my room and it was all I could do to not burn this place to the ground. I did, however, burn the cup it was in, so I apologize for the smell of burning plastic."

[dragxnlady]

; so sorry I wasn't on yesterday! I had a lot to do and then I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday.

[dragxnlady]

"In case you couldn't tell, I'm not really much of a baker."

“How did you manage that? That’s like baking 101.”

[dragxnlady]

Ugh, where were you ten minutes ago? I could've used a voice of reason.

That’s why you don’t usually use a fire.

[dragxnlady]

"Oh my god, EGGS. I forgot eggs."

“Good job. Don’t forget eggs. Though, I mean everyone makes them different.”

[dragxnlady]

....

Shit.

But then it would taste like smoke.

[dragxnlady]

Because I just thought that if I hit it a couple times with some fire that it wouldn't take as long.

Oh um… I kind of… why?

[dragxnlady]

"Oh god, I did make coal... Um.. Sort of. Sugar, flower, cocoa powder, milk.. Right?"

“Practice makes perfect. So, basically you made coal, cool. Do you even know how to make brownies.”

[dragxnlady]

Well... I could have. I chose not to.

I don’t understand. Why can’t you use the microwave?

[dragxnlady]

Why what? Nothing happened, I swear.

Why not?