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     text prompts stolen from my groupchats p. 4

[text] i just came here to fix my insecurities not to like improve myself as a person [text] you’re gonna get a good grade in being a special little white girl [text] *snaps my bones to make me sharper* that beast is goin down  [text] it could also be that I’m hallucinating but isn’t that just a symptom of womanhood anyway [text] i have no connection to reality and my untethered existence to anything but the void will either be a curse or a blessing and i dont know if i have any sway over which it decides to be [text] wig? on what cause? [text] im making a discord channel no one can post in just to pretend i can ever get some peace and quiet around here [text] im making all pokemon latino now. dúskul [text] noooooo baby dont restrict my use of internet shorthand ur so sexy aha [text] all men are clowns one way or another might as well find one who knows it [text] move over asimov’s laws ‘no significant crimes’ is here to fuckin party [text] es siempre la hora de morbo [text] the face distracts while the hands attack [text] wow you would talk about history when you know colonialism took history away from me? [text] im not getting into heaven but i will be ready to court the devil with my sultry words [text] if you can’t find an emo in the wild, but have some patience, you can always just kill a smiley kid’s parents then wait [text] blonde bitpulls are still poc (pets of color) theyre just light skin [text] you’re handsome but also look like someone who forgets their wallet a lot [text] these devilish indulgences are the delights of the bourgeoisie while my proletarian citizens starve [text] at least ur keeping him off the streets [text] if i go too long without moisturizing i can physically feel my skin file a complaint. like before i even get dry i get the sensation of my cells pulling out lil pens to fill out a form [text] he has whiskers on his face i always thought naruto was a catboy [text] i couldn’t even give up cussing for ramadan so… [text] switching apps is the new walking through a doorway [text] god is real and he likes to make me suffer in new and mundane ways [text] on this day chaos has lost a finger of its chokehold grip on humanity’s pulse [text] a divorce is just a permanent block [text] if you say that to me again ill pull out your tattoo [text] if people have to see me they have to really see me [text] am I not coherent enough for you???? do you know who I am???? [text] the rules are mere crumbs and we are the cosmic brooms sweeping them under the rug of possibility [text] first point? amazing, flawless, wonderful. second point? stop appropriating gothness

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( a collection of enemies to allies dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post 🤍 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips, it's highly appreciated.

"I still don't like you, but we need to work together. Just… try not to get in my way."

"If you think this means we're friends now, you're delusional."

"I’m only helping you because I need you alive—don’t make me regret it."

"We may hate each other, but we hate them more. So, truce?"

"This doesn't mean I trust you. It just means we have the same enemy."

"You're the last person I want to rely on, but right now, you're all I've got."

"I never thought I’d be fighting alongside you. Feels weird, doesn’t it?"

"We make a surprisingly good team… let’s not talk about it."

"I still want to punch you in the face, but we have bigger problems right now."

"You think this changes anything between us? Think again. But thanks… I guess."

"Look, I don’t want to owe you anything. So let's call this even."

"Just because we’re working together doesn't mean I’ve forgotten what you did."

"I swear, once this is over, it’s back to hating each other. Deal?"

"I never thought I’d say this, but… I could use your help."

"It’s not like I had a choice—you were the only one who could pull this off."

"Don't get any ideas. This is temporary, and after we're done, it's back to being enemies."

"I don’t like you, you don’t like me. Let’s just get through this without killing each other."

"I’m only here because I need something from you. Don’t mistake this for kindness."

"Funny how the universe keeps throwing us together, huh? Almost like a sick joke."

"You’re the last person I want to see right now, but it seems I don’t have much of a choice."

"I’m starting to hate how well we work together. It’s unsettling."

"If anyone asks, this never happened. I wasn’t here, and we didn’t help each other."

"I didn’t think we’d ever be on the same side, but here we are… how does that feel?"

"I still think you're insufferable, but I suppose I could tolerate you… for now."

"This changes nothing between us. We're just two people with the same goal—for now."

"As much as I hate to admit it, I wouldn’t have survived without you back there."

"You think saving my life means I owe you? We’re still enemies, make no mistake."

"I don't want to be here any more than you do, so let’s make this quick."

"It doesn’t sit right with me, trusting you. But what choice do I have?"

"If we manage to pull this off together, you might just earn a sliver of my respect."

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Carlie Robinson knows the houses ventilation system more than she should. She's used it to spy on her housemates.

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INTERPRETATION OF " COLIN ROBINSON " FROM WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS.

reimagined as Rule 63 , " Carlie Robinson ". Energetically drained by Dior. all follows and asks come through , ( hubmuses ) 31+ , she / her. sporadic activity.

RULES + BIOGRAPHY + MORE INFO BELOW CUT.

HI HELLO. you may call me Dior and this is my sideblog to RP as Carlie Robinson! Personals DNI. I am 31 years old and here are my rules ( . . . )

001. I do not deal with drama, or hatred on my blog. If I see it I will block.

002. I make all my edits and credit is given where credit is due. Please don't steal from me. I will block.

003. I prefer to write with others who are 18+ as my blog will contain mature themes. If you've seen the show you know.

004. Shipping has to do with interactions. We need to at least interact a few times before developing something further. Carlie Robinson is bisexual and uses she/her pronouns. I'm fine with doing something pre-established and I absolutely LOVE ships!

BIOGRAPHY.

tbh, right now I can't write up a bio, but if you do a quick wiki search you can find Colin Robinson under What We Do In The Shadows. Carlie is exactly like him in every way however she is the "female version" of him.

Faceclaim: Ana de Armas

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* [  DIALOGUE PROMPTS ] :  night out. PT. 2. 

below, i’ve compiled a collection of [ 40 ] more dialogue prompts that set the scene for a night out on the town for your muse and their friends, rivals, love interests and complete strangers. 

[  DIALOGUE PROMPTS  ] tw: drugs, mentions of vomit.

[  ONE  ] :  “ i don't feel too good. i think i drank too much. ”

[  TWO  ] :  “ i'm not even drunk anymore. are you drunk anymore ? ”

[  THREE  ] : “ how much did you drink ? ”

[  FOUR  ] :  “ what did you take ? ” 

[  FIVE  ] :  “ what did you put in this drink ? ”

[  SIX  ] :  “ do you want to get a drink with me ? ”

[  SEVEN  ] :  “ what's wrong with you, are you on something ? ”

[  EIGHT  ] :  “ look, i found this on the floor. ”

[  NINE  ] :  “ so... afterparty at yours ? ”

[  TEN  ] :  “ do you still have that joint ? ”

[  ELEVEN  ] :  “ there's no way i'm paying thirty bucks for an uber. ”

[  TWELVE  ] :  “ come on, the uber's here. ”

[  THIRTEEN  ] :  “ i have to confess something but you have to promise not to tell anyone. ”

[  FOURTEEN  ] :  “ are you crying in there ? ”

[  FIFTEEN  ] :  “ are you puking in there ? ” 

[  SIXTEEN  ] :  “ you can crash at mine if you want. ”

[  SEVENTEEN  ] :  “ can i crash at yours ? ”

[  EIGHTEEN  ] :  “ oh god, please don't let me do anything stupid. ”

[  NINETEEN  ] :  “ i did something stupid. ”

[  TWENTY  ] :  “ that's it, you're done for the night. ”

[  TWENTY-ONE ] :  “ you can't just cut me off ! ”

[  TWENTY-TWO ] :  “ i watched you down four tequila shots, do a handstand, call your ex, puke in the sink and black out all in the span of twenty minutes. ”

[  TWENTY-THREE ] :  “ shut up and drink your water. ”

[  TWENTY-FOUR ] :  “ how is it 9am already ?! ”

[  TWENTY-FIVE  ] :  “ we have to go back. i just realized i... might've left my phone at the club. ”

[  TWENTY-SIX  ] :  “ how are we gonna get home ? ”

[  TWENTY-SEVEN  ] :  “ i was doing lines in the bathroom. ”

[  TWENTY-EIGHT  ] :  “ are you texting your ex ? ”

[  TWENTY-NINE  ] :  “ the music here sucks. ”

[  THIRTY  ] :  “okay, shit, i'm wasted, so- i'll just tell you the truth, okay? i sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, cannot fucking stand you. ”

[  THIRTY-ONE  ] :  “ do you think i'm unlovable? be honest. ”

[  THIRTY-TWO  ] :  “ just take the shot ! ”

[  THIRTY-THREE  ] :  “ were you flirting with the bouncer again ? ”

[  THIRTY-FOUR  ] :  “ where are your shoes ? ”

[  THIRTY-FIVE ] :  “ is there mascara on my face ? ”

[  THIRTY-SIX  ] :  “ god, you're an ugly crier when you're drunk. ”

[  THIRTY-SEVEN  ] :  “ i am way too sober for this. ”

[  THIRTY-EIGHT  ] :  “ stop. i don't want to kiss you when you're like this. ”

[  THIRTY-NINE  ] :  “ i'm fucked up, i'm starving and i'm fully prepared to walk these forty minutes for that kebab. you can come, or not. i don't care. ”

[ FORTY ] :  “ get down off the table. you're going to break your neck. ”

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𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  PART 2  - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

“you are busted !!” “i do back flips every single day of my life.” “do a back flip right now, please.” “would you like a rice crispy treat ??” “tell me it was good,  tell me i’m good.” “now,  what do you think about these suspenders ??” “you’re my one and only.” “you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out.” “oh you son of a bitch !!” “we cannot have you around screwing things up !!” “what.  is.  happening ??” “bro.  that is badass.” “you know what it is bitch.” “go fuck yourself !!” “now.  i’m  very passionate  about dominating other men.” “oh god i will dice you into a million pieces.” “alright,  now that that’s settled we can have a normal conversation.” “you’re not the boss of me.” “i traded all my garbage pail kids for you.” “well that was stupid.” “look at me when you’re talking to me !!” “i went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.” “what’s going on,  man ??” “ewww  god no.” “don’t say it out loud.” “whatever dude.” “dude,  you are going to get into a lot of trouble.” “what kinda creampie are you talking about ??”  “is there anything we can do to have you not talk about like.  sucking penises ??” “your bird quit.  and unfortunately,  it’s no longer legit.” “get a chair.  smash it  on my back !!”  “not confusing.  just … settle down.” “are you going to set the building on fire ??” “what do you mean ??”  “he’s gonna kill me !!” “i’m fine !!  i’m independent !!  i don’t need you !!” “what’s with your outfit,  man ??” “wildcard bitches !!” “what’s your bean situation ??  you got some beans on you or what’s up ??” “nontoxic and safe.  we don’t want  safe  we want  toxic.”  “what the hell !?”  “i’m gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch !!” “what dude !?  where are you getting that from ??”  “bro,  i can handle my sedatives.” “you’re definitely not a twink.” “what’s a power bottom ??” “does the power have to do with the size or strength of the bottom ??”  “does that sound like a man who needs a hospital ??” “dude.  you are going to  love it.” “that felt good,  was that sexy ??” “i think i’ve been poisoned !!”  “can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time ??”  “you wanna come in my room ??”  “i see where you’re going with that but it sounds like it could get a little messy.” “i’m sorry,  i’m a little confused here.  you just said that  he’s  your best friend ??  how is he your best friend over me ??” “to be honest with you man,  i’m a little shocked.” “i’m a little thunder struck.” “i didn’t mean to thunder strike you.” “i can’t do it.” “i’m just here for moral support.” “son of a bitch !!  this is a scam.” “i’m gonna kill you !!” “well then,  just breathe for me.” “get the hell out of here !!  shoo away from me.” “i’m not a dick.” “that was too dark.” “well let it go,  alright.” “this is the best place to hide in my apartment.” “i’m thinkin’ does he have a knife ??  are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now ??” “trees ??  everywhere trees ??  what the hell is this place ??” “you are going to fail and bomb and gag and fail and bomb.” “you’re so stupid !!“ “you are  anooooyiiiiing !!” “is that table having a meal consisting of only of loud noise,  screams,  and hollers ??” “of course i have candy.” “wow,  good candy.  good candy.” “how much cheese is too much cheese ??” “does that calm you down ??” “i’m talking to myself but that’s just because i’ve got shit to say.” “you know what it is bitch.” “i’m very confused by the whole thing to be … if i’m being honest.” “holy shit.” “play some music.” “laughs are cheap,  i’m going for gasps.” “it was pretty good.  it was alright.  it wasn’t great,  but it was fine.” “this game has gone on long enough.” “i’m playing both sides so i always come out on top.” “i don’t like to think about it !!” “this doesn’t represent me,  though.” “it gets blocked up in my mouth i don’t say it no good.” “i gotta go sleep.  i’m not feeling good at all.”