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If Joe pera had a Netflix comedy special it would be called “Why I Love My Socks” but if Conner O’Malley had a Netflix comedy special it would be called “in defense of the CIA”

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take a shit on monday because it's the only thing you know

take a shit on tuesday because all other worlds are impossible

take a shit on wednesday because destiny is encoded in your dna

take a shit on thursday because you reject the uncertainty principle

take a shit on friday because you find comfort in causal determinism

take a shit on saturday because you took a shit on friday

take a shit on sunday just because

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take a shit on monday because it's the only thing you know

take a shit on tuesday because all other worlds are impossible

take a shit on wednesday because destiny is encoded in your dna

take a shit on thursday because you reject the uncertainty principle

take a shit on friday because you find comfort in causal determinism

take a shit on saturday because you took a shit on friday

take a shit on sunday just because

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take a shit on monday because it's the only thing you know

take a shit on tuesday because all other worlds are impossible

take a shit on wednesday because destiny is encoded in your dna

take a shit on thursday because you reject the uncertainty principle

take a shit on friday because you find comfort in causal determinism

take a shit on saturday because you took a shit on friday

take a shit on sunday just because

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take a shit on monday because it's the only thing you know

take a shit on tuesday because all other worlds are impossible

take a shit on wednesday because destiny is encoded in your dna

take a shit on thursday because you reject the uncertainty principle

take a shit on friday because you find comfort in causal determinism

take a shit on saturday because you took a shit on friday

take a shit on sunday just because

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take a shit on monday because it's the only thing you know

take a shit on tuesday because all other worlds are impossible

take a shit on wednesday because destiny is encoded in your dna

take a shit on thursday because you reject the uncertainty principle

take a shit on friday because you find comfort in causal determinism

take a shit on saturday because you took a shit on friday

take a shit on sunday just because

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“Grand Theft Auto Five” “Luigi’s Mansion” “

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impresses you with my unusual fondant

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selling real marge simpson skeleton §2000 or best offer serious inquiries only

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selling real marge simpson skeleton §2000 or best offer serious inquiries only

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selling real marge simpson skeleton §2000 or best offer serious inquiries only

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selling real marge simpson skeleton §2000 or best offer serious inquiries only

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1 2 3 4. Think about that

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Women are tall?

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“Burps and farts”

- unknown comedian

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i hunted for deer and eat the deer