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at this point I’m tired of putting “prefer not to answer” on my job applications when they ask me my gender. Remove the question. I will never answer. My identity is a surprise you find out at the interview when I show up appearing as gender ambiguous as humanly possible in order to disguise the fact I am thousands of bees in a skin suit. No I am not buzzing. There was no option for Hive Insects on the form. This was your decision. I am consequences.
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i love learning about tenis via proxy like yes the ginger worm string has endeared me through tumblr text
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happy 11th anniversary to the announcement that would change f1 forever <3

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in my heart he lied and there is a picture.

The odds are small but never zero that Toto Wolff had Bono put up a photo of GP on his desk.
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sometimes i think that if/when maxcedes happens, nothing will really change, and max'll simply show up at the merc factory for the first time and be like “where was my picture hanging for you all to throw darts at, you say ???”
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we’re also skimming too quickly past the fact that this all but confirms there was at least one picture of christian horner in toto wolff’s office at all times

The odds are small but never zero that Toto Wolff had Bono put up a photo of GP on his desk.
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The odds are small but never zero that Toto Wolff had Bono put up a photo of GP on his desk.
#how many merc employees have a photo of max at their desk#and to follow up#to the unaware observer that could look bad#what would they have done if maxcedes happened#like.#someone would maybe forget to take the photo down#would toto rather explain that as yeah my employees hate you and use it as motivation#or that they are in love with him
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nothing beats a jet2holiday ass vibes on centre court rn
#first time watching tennis like this#due to moots not (lovingly) shutting tf up about this man and Carlos#and i know they sometimes make noises when they hit the ball#but why is this mannarino guy literally moaning#every hit#also there’s no way the other guy is good enough to be playing him#he’s like double his age tf
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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im sorry but lia block returning to rallying and immediately getting a class win is a clear sign she needs to do rally full time and become our generation's michele mouton.
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“f1 girlies want to fuck the drivers!” no actually we want to fuck the cars
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Websites to learn languages by reading
Hyplern
Language Crush
Readlang
Vocab Tracker
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he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here
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people desperately need to find both decorum and shame again
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