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roy kent looks like he was a wiggle in a past life

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I’m trying to consume less short form, or fast media… which means i’m rewatching supernatural again.

im also reading demon copperhead but that’s besides the point.

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it’s time to play “will my 30 something year old coworker call me ma’am again today”

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soulless sam winchester round two, by means of sucking the soul straight outta him with the most diabolical sloppy toppy

alright! good night! kisses!

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fuck you for reminding me that i have a body, in a way that makes me feel shameful and fetishised for having a body.

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working for a smaller company is fun when you get managerial experience before you should really be getting any. But it’s not fun when suddenly you’re also doing safety paperwork, cause nobody kept track of literally any of the permits.

but also i might get to schedule a fire inspection and the firefighters in my area are fffiiiiinnnneeeee

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grocery stores are too damn big

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hate it when i wake up before noon and the weekend (Im allowed okay, i get up at 4:30 during the week) like no I don’t want breakfast, i want lunch. I’ll say it breakfast is the worst meal of the day.

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thinking about the time i had a boyfriend who would call me his “dirty little french girl” cause I didn’t shave my pits unless i had to.

first of all how dare you accuse me of being french

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I will say this once and then never comment on the matter again. I don’t know how to edit videos, but i know when the new fantastic four releases for streaming there will be Silvertorch edits.

Has anybody yet considered putting those two to Orlando in Love by Japanese Breakfast

or maybe i’m just really hung up on what a nice parallel it would be, of the line about how “Orlando in love, writes 69 cantos, for melancholy brunettes and sad women”. Cause Johnny deciphered her whole language to speak to her.

also hey, hello, if this isn’t your cup of tea feel free to not interact. I don’t wanna stir the pot you know. Idk man i existed on here (old deleted account) during the 2010s, be nice lol.

Also if any of yall have work out tips on how to look like Shala Bal hit me up! I already run and do pilates though.

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While getting more vanilla as i’ve gotten older has been slightly disappointing, it’s kinda refreshing that right now my biggest fantasy is just a beefy buff guy that’s nice to me.

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We all have that one friend that’s passionate about tequila, like a biologist is passionate about the “wildly misunderstood” animal they study.

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these bitches can’t handle my swag. Full bush in a thong and jeans

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Was talking to my friends about how i’m gonna go no contact with someone ( he deserves it ) and i was like “i should tell him I won’t be talking to him anymore” and it was a resounding no to which i responded “but i want to be good”… god fucking damn it

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Ennis moved his shirt to the outside of Jack’s shirt, so that even in death he could top Jack.

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I’ve started saying like “girl i’m about this close to selling you to satan for a corn chip” when ever someone gets on my nerves, and honestly it works way to well for something i got off a shitty bird meme years and years ago

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda