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so..i was back home, again. all my family went out to visit someone(idk who) i saw weird projections in the sky. saw a yin and yang in the clouds, asked my sister if shes seeing it too. she said yea thats a yin and yang. i was like, okaaay weird but cool dont you think it gives an end of the world vibe??. she shrugged. we were in a balconey, i saw a huge effing wave coming towards us from the valley. we live in a hilly area so that was impossible. at first i thought it was some kind of projection but boomit was real. it was hitting us real bad and my sister and someone else and i were stuck in a room. next thing i know we were in a truck. there were armies. it was a hoax. they were fooling us with the fake wave. we passed the burma border and they just let us go like that. no money no phones i was freaking out. we went to a strore and asked the lady working there if there was a phone we could use. she said yes. for the life of me i couldn’t figure out how to dial.
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i was in a tower of some kind with an open space. very white. i saw a triangle shaped thingy and suddenly beams shoot out of it. said to myself this is it, aliens are here. but i learned they looked just like humans. the leader looked like jeff goldblum. next thing i was on a football field. chelsea were about to play. met emerson. we held hands, he was clearly into me i wasnt sure if i was too but i went with the flaw. gave azpi a solid handshake and eden a lingering high five. it was amazing. eden sat next to me and the triangle alien spaceship appeared again. they were tryina take eden and then i shouted to stop and they took me as well. i was angry. my attitude towards jeff goldblum seems to be an angry woman towards her white colonizer. i had a lot of speeches going on. jeff tried to calm me down ask me to see through what work he’s letting the abductees do for him which was them throwing bricks at a cuilding which i figured was a complete bs. went inside again, talked to a female alien with another femal abductee. the alien suddenly stabbed my friend with a syringe. i screamed. and then she tried to inject the blood into me and turned out it was just a needle. i muttered in triumph well you may have advanced but i guess blood transfusion aint your expertise???? weird i know lol. and i was stuck in a toilet with two other abductees where we heard jeff goldblum and a girl in the next room tryina fuck. it was disgusting. the girl was the sister from peaky blinders. jeff found us and i acted nonchalant. nothing happened. i looked around the house, the guys seemed indifferent and i thought to myself, so this is why men are the worst now i get why it is frustrationg. lmaoo. next scen was at my home, people destroying it because of what i had done. it was honestly heartbreaking. damn this dream can make up a whole movie
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aah last night’s dream was a good one…i was proper snogging michael fassbender, it was good. just that i got a little disappointed that he didn't get hard lmao..but all in all it left me smiling for a good whole morning.
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you know what i used to think dreams were cool but i dont anymore. they can fuck you up bad. last night i dreamt i was making out with this friend of mine and i was developing proper feelings for him and...ugh its sick cos i never thought of him that way and now i do, i cant stop thinking about it and it makes me sick i want to puke.
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i was back home in front of my grandma's garden but it was actually a football ground. there was a crowd and next to me came eden hazard and one guy i did not recognise. i saw his injured leg and offered him help. and guess what i carried him around and then later, we were standing in front of my house, i was still carrying him like a child carrying her big ass teddy bear and then the other guys from the chelsea team stood on the other side of the road cheering eden. i told him he can invite them inside my house.. gosh dreams are so fucking weird lmao
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