drhouseapologist

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

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i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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do i deserve back pain at this age

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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They straight up couldn't have Cas interacting with demon Dean more than they did on account of the fact Dean would have tried to fuck him.

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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

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people on this webbed site be like “mutuals do this: fall from heaven and go on a monster hunting roadtrip with me and my brother and make out with me in the back seat of my 1967 chevy impala” and then be like why is everyone tagging this supernatural