Micah. He/him. 32. M.A. Percussionist. Gamer. Xenoblade is my favorite, also Pokémon and Zelda. Symphonic metal enthusiast. Tarja and Epica are at the top of that list. I speak in dad jokes!
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Turnabout Sisters played poorly on stakes in tears of the kingdom
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cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality
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💖 THE RED QUEEN & THE BLUE QUEEN 💙✨
Simone Simons ft. Alissa White-Gluz / "Cradle to the Grave"
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april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true
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Happy 39th birthday Simone Simons! (January 17, 1985) ❤️🎂
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OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.
Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.
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I want May 5th of 2025 to be known as Yee Day. Yee. Why? Because Y is the 25th letter, and E is the 5th letter. So 5/5/25, while not quit spelled forward, is Yee. Yeeeee. Spread this shit like wildfire. I want this going viral and not for my sake. I just think Yee is really funny.
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Tumblr has a bot problem. Really bad. I would love to keep using tumblr, I really would. But until more immediate and discernible action is taken, I am staying away from the platform. I can't go two posts under the section of My Tags where completely unrelated, sexually explicit material is posted. Like, literally a picture of someone's vagina and it is tagged Zelda, despite not actually being the character or even anything related to the character or franchise. It is just straight up porn, with the Zelda tag, and basically asking you to click on the link (and no, not Link). Like what the actual heck?
Way too many bot messages creeping into my inbox, and way too many bots following my pages. For a social media site, the way these blogs are allowed to exist and the lack of moderation on the part of the company is absolutely appalling. Tumblr, please do better.
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