former marine biologist, current archival assistant at the magikarp insulation - 28 - he/they (subject to change)
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Based on the scrapped pressure ending
Thanks to @surena-souphead for inspiring this with their stunning art :}
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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding
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the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
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Someone needs to give Martin Blackwood a gun, I'm so serious
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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Reminder that this is a cop hating blog. This blog is for cop haters only. If you don’t hate cops, block me and go lick boots somewhere else!
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