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She had this friend, right?

They were apparently friends for 7 years and dated for a while. He was apparently just as fucking weird as she was, and a lot ruder from what she told me. Sometimes I wonder how much of that was real and how much of it was just shit she was talking because she wanted her own way.

(Edit: For the record, this dude had a fursona who he shipped with Goofy...yeah, Goofy. And he did really dramatic and sad RPs where Mortimer Mouse would stab his OC and Goofy would have to save him. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard.)

She has a habit of getting mad at people because they tell her the truth or how they feel, then blocking/ghosting them under the guise of "Taking a Break from Eachother." Which in my opinion is absolute bullshit. If you need to 'Take breaks' from your friends, You don't need to be friends with them. Period.

I think she keeps this guys around because she needs someone to RP with, and because she's secretly in love with him. He's obviously still very possessive over her. I often wonder how her boyfriend feels about all of this, but I doubt he knows or even cares how much emotional cheating she does. I still don't know why they're together.

For a while she decided she liked RPing with me better than him, and apparently just ghosted him and stopped replying to their RPs. I felt bad at the time, but honestly it's just shady and shitty of her to just replace someone like that. Just like a cheater, she did it to me. I expected it and even joked about it, but I was still taken aback when it happened.

From what she told me, he was getting pissy that she was hanging with other people, and making Cartman be mean to her OC, because South Park was HIS comfort show, and he wanted all the characters to himself! All of that sounds shitty doesn't it? Well, I have no actual idea, but I have an inkling that he was upset about being ghosted and was writing the characters to be In-Character. Cartman is an asshole, we all know this, and I think she was doing an awful amount of projecting, because the biggest asshole in the room was her.

The writing was unspectacular at this point, just much of the same shit ... although, she did keep stealing my plot ideas for her OCs. None of hers had a consistent backstory, which would have helped a lot with her thinking of plots! That's too hard though, and requires effort...so she just stole them from me. She talked about RP so much and it was all she did and her only real hobby aside from buying things, which was extra bad because she's unemployed and ALWAYS broke, but she couldn't even handle giving it the slightest amount of work or care into it. It's all for the sake of her and her fantasy world.

Read about our first fight in the next post.

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It's funny, really.

When we did start RPing South Park together, she played as a Self Insert, and right away the cracks started showing. She refused at every opportunity to talk to my OC, even outright ignoring her at times. This was brought up, and promptly ignored. She ignored me a lot, actually.

This would actually culminate later into her just not reading my RP posts. It must be exhausting that your only hobby exhausts you so much you can't even do it. It didn't stop there, however! Her Self Insert would start insulting my OC, causing them to actually start to fist fight once or twice. When I would try and do something nice for her, it was completely ignored. She was just a sucky person all the way around, and it was really fucking weird to have all the guy characters fawn over this genuinely rude, sucky bitch.

Her victims this go round, in addition to Cartman, were Stan, Tolkien, Bebe, and Clyde. With all of the male characters, she had a pregnancy scare in the high school AU with them... except Tolkien, bizarrely 🤔.

You might think that Kyle (Who I shipped my OC with because I thought it would be funny.) Would be poorly written and hate my OC because she was writing him, right? Well, actually, he was fucking obsessed with her from the moment they met, it was a bit strange, but it was like, the least weird thing that happened while writing with her.

Now here's the shit that got under my skin. She would just skip forward, skipping right over my ideas for my character, so I would have to write around it, and just kick rocks. She's the star, and everyone else better stand the fuck back.

Then her weird ass wanted to RP Powerpuff girls. It completely derailed my story, but she didn't care, I had to kick rocks. It really seemed to piss her off when I entered her fandoms, but I was still trying to be her friend, so I made a Powerpuff girls OC to date that fine ass Dilf of theirs. She wanted to date Buttercup.

The five year old. Yeah.

It was a style of hers I think, writing wise. You just meet, and then BOOM, the character is in love with you. It actually made me so uncomfortable I jumped out of the Powerpuff girls RP so quick, not to mention, scrapped the OC, I just cringed too hard, man, I couldn't do it.

More in the next post

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I'm blocking her today.

I can't do it anymore. I should have done it ages ago. She's just too much.

More posts coming later

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Short frustration posting #1

She doesn't read my posts, she just doesn't fucking read them at all. I write like five fucking paragraphs and she just responds with "This character rolled her eyes"

I'm so so sick of it dude.

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First Contact.

So it happened like this.

Up until this point I had joked about Roleplaying with her, but up until then I've only ever seen her wanting to do Arthur, and I feel like even as a joke there's nothing I can do for that. I don't even know how one could make an OC for something like Arthur, but by God she did it, god bless her.

One night, I saw she made a post about South Park, and having a crush on Cartman and wanting to make an OC for him. The Cartman thing made me laugh so fucking hard, and I just knew that was my moment. I knew about South Park, it was one of those guilty pleasure things that I just know way too much about to not call myself a fan. (Tweek is my favorite!)

So I messaged her.

I was nice as could be right from the get go. She said she didn't have an OC for it at the moment, and I said that was cool, I'd wait for her to make one and that she could just message me whenever she wanted to write it. (I didn't have an OC either, if I'm honest, so I cobbled one together with the help of Picrew and my Husband. Helping me think of things.)

But she wasn't about to let me go that easily. She insisted that she could do something called a 'Double Up', and I'd never heard of that before, apparently it's two RPs in one chat...which is kinda weird, I'm not gonna lie. It's not hard really, but it's super time consuming. She would do South Park for me, and she would do something else on her end. I didn't really want to do a South Park RP with just my new OC but at that point I didn't wanna say no.

So what did she pick? You aren't fucking ready for it because bitch I wasn't.

CHUCK E MOTHERFUCKIN CHEESE.

Yes, that bitch did indeed make an OC to date Charles Entertainment Cheese. And right away, she's not that good. What did I expect, really? Her OC reacts like how you would expect, 'Too Cool, Too sexy, everyone is in love with her, she's good at everything' all of that.

Her writing on my end was atrocious as well! Like, I'm talking two sentences, poor grammar, and jumping all over the damn place. This post is getting a little long, but expect more, as I am entirely too pissed off at her this week.

SHE IS SUICIDAL OVER PEOPLE NOT LIKING HER TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE OCS

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Roleplay gone wrong

Forgive me, I'm new to Tumblr, but I needed to get my experience out there, for my own Catharsis. It's been far too much for me, and now I feel like I'm too far to not care anymore. If you feel like reading about the worst RP partner I've ever had, or will ever had, stick around, this ride is wild. And it started with South Park of all things. Fucking South Park.

This whole thing takes place on Instagram, I can't say her username obviously, but her art style is so distinct that the second I saw her in the OCxCanon tag, I followed her immediately. That...and she had an OC shipped with Jimmy Neutron. It was unique to say the least, and even though it probably makes me sound incredibly bad, I needed to know how deep the rabbit hole went.

I watched her for...nearly a year or two before we started talking, I think. In that time I watched her OCs evolve, most of which were self inserts. She had one main OC that she used for quite a few fandoms, all shipped. This includes:

TJ and Vince from Recess

Arthur, Brain, Binky, Two of Binky's friends I don't remember, and Buster from Arthur

Max from Max and Ruby

Ralphie from the Magic School Bus

And probably more I'm forgetting about. But that was just the one OC. She had a few of them, I think the one that shocked me the most was Rugrats. All of her stuff involved shipping, with distressingly young characters. That does include the Ninja Turtles, God damn there was so much Ninja Turtles. I'm so very fucking sick of Ninja Goddamn Motherfucking Turtles.

I realize this doesn't make me sound good. I either look like a bully, or just a weirdo. It was wrong of me, but I was just drowning in curiosity, and you know what they say about that. I'll go ahead and say it, it was like a joke, almost. I hadn't RP'd in a minute, And she was always advertising for a writing partner, she seemed to have one for a while but I would come to realize that it's something she does Constantly.

updates in real time, as, against my better judgement, I'm still in contact with this insane bitch. And just so I'm clear, everyone in his scenario, including me, is in their 20s.