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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
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(trying to flirt) can i be your problem
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‘roofs’ looks unbelievably stupid typed out. why can we not say ‘rooves.’ clown language with clown plurals
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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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vengabus sandstorm
#it kinda works though#me playing this out loud in bed#my husband in the bathroom walking out like hey what the fuck are you listening to
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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Some of you are so fucking pretentious. Not me tho when i take things too seriously it’s the right way
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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
#me last week in the breakroom admitting to my coworker that i had no idea what sororities actually DO#it was actually really cute getting her to infodump about it#she had to explain the concept of rush week to me like three different times did y’all know that straight people are CRAZY
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually
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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
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