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beginner kill yourself music vs professional kill yourself music
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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.
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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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5 pm: i really should hang myself
9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram
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my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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