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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Not fictional K-Pop groups charting over real K-Pop groups 💀💀💀

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why is this so funny

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forgotten kirby facts 267 - nobody at HAL ever had lemon juice before 2022

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how the fuck did you do that without legs

i have legs

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idont think you should be trusting this freak

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@musical-machinery

the only good purchase i’ve ever made was spending too much money for a cel from this fucking song

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wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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and the neutral one is @drysqu1d-neutral

if you want to look at my blog youll have to defeat my seven evil cephalopods

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In an ever so very slightly more ideal world littering would be illegal & not loitering

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