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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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where is she now?

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The Twisted Wonderland EN server right now

(I thought I would do it since I didn’t see anyone make it yet. Also to help vent about how it feels having all these showcases at once.)

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Artblocked so i doodled alex drawing on the couch

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okay that's pretty funny

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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

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Very low effort. sorry

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i am, once again, on the right side of twitter

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too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

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tumblrs fav mediocre shibari bro doesn't fuck with fat girls, that's lame af and I'm embarrassed for you all