duckduckmammoth
duckduckmammoth
I am neither a duck nor a mammoth.
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Please do not come to me for consistency in any way
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duckduckmammoth · 23 hours ago
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duckduckmammoth · 1 day ago
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
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duckduckmammoth · 1 day ago
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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duckduckmammoth · 1 day ago
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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
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duckduckmammoth · 1 day ago
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The perfect ot3 dynamic doesn't exi--
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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#I don't know how they managed to make an entire movie
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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Changeover🔊
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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what can't women do when we decide to do it together
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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We have to bring back physical concert tickets I'm so serious
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duckduckmammoth · 2 days ago
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The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
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Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
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duckduckmammoth · 3 days ago
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