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do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”

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"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?" (davis twins)

“Well… It’s actually kind of a funny story.” Davis said with a grin, “You know, I was trying to clean this… thing… that I found, and then the tub plugged up…” He looked over his shoulder at the bathroom door as he heard the parking start, “Okay, not thing, dog.” He smiled innocently at Jude, “Help me fix it?”

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having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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"Trust me, mine is better."

“Yourwhat is better?” Davis asked, raising an eyebrow slightly. He had no idea whatthe hell Jude was talking about. He was pretty sure his twin was drunk, notthat Jude partied on the level that Davis did. “I mean… I trust you, sure. ButI have no idea what the hell we’re talking about.”

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[text] How would you feel about moving in?

[text] really?

[text] like me and you sharing an apartment?

[text] just the two of us?

[text] I’m completely down for that.

[text] I mean, uh, yes.

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[text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava, I’d rather spend the day with you than them

[text] ohcome on they aren’t that bad

[text] I’msure it’s nothing you can’t handle

[text] you’re a badass, lydia scott.

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At least my death wouldn't be in vain -- I mean, someone's gotta be the warning shot for everyone else, right?

Not necessarily. Because I’d have the smarts to avoid anything that could get me killed by whatever maniac is running around in the woods.

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Please, don't act like I wasn't there the time both of you cried over Marley & Me.

Oh, of course, for safety. And who said chivalry was dead?

I’m not going to cry. I’m not Jude. And if a bear comes… Well, I’ll probably just throw you in the way. Safety and all.

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And this is why I refuse to watch horror movies with you ever. But really, Jay, wouldn't you talking about it mean your untimely death will follow mine?

If we are in a horror movie though, that means you’ll be the first to go. The one who talks about it is always the first one gone.

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You can go cry about how offensive I am later, first we have to figure out the right way back. Unless we get eaten by a bear first. -- Kidding.

That’s offensive. You were attempting to navigate just as much as I was, Lydia. Honestly.

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Considering how many times we've all been dragged up here, you'd think the creepy beginning-of-a-cheap-horror-movie vibe would begin to go away.

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You know, until now I thought it was impossible to get lost if you had a path to follow. I'm totally blaming you for this, by the way -- just a heads up.