she/her, 23/california/feel free to interact about anything ever!!! ask me about my pets bc i have a lot to say about em. lmk if u wanna send me a dollarNO minors pls
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this girl thunked a guy unconscious and its funnier every time i remember it
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the way i full heartedly jumped into the supercorp fandom for like 6 months then essentially abandoned it is actually wild like i still have a whole fic to finish
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today i layed an egg. woke up around 10am. layed an egg
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funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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this girl thunked a guy unconscious and its funnier every time i remember it
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I was at the veterinarian and I looked down and saw a Rollie Pollie on the floor so I put it up on the exam table and when the vet came in and said “so who are we seeing today?” I said “him” and gestured at the Rollie Pollie and the vet didn’t even smile

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect
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sorry for fading into you. but it's kinda strange you never knew...?
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Hey! I found your Supercorp fic today and really enjoyed it! I'm wondering if it's been abandoned? No pressure, I just want to adjust my expectations accordingly.
hey! its in my mind!!! has it been almost a year yes, but my intent is to finish it… im so sorry omg…
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Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing
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