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magical girl transformation sequence where my whole body tturns to light and at the end of it my charred skeleton clatters to the ground with a xylophone noise

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I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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would give anything to be invited to this

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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hindu frog wedding ceremony to bring rain

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Confession I'm in my klepto phase and also i think i have iron deficienty. #girl

Girl steal some supplements

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I feel bad for fish

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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Newsworthy: a collection of weird headlines and book titles.

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i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

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Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.