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reader beware, you're in for a scare!

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umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged believes in nuance and grey areas so i'd delete that if i were you

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tgirl pits for my musksluts <3

always taking requests on OF

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there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

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SEND ME AN ASSUMPTION YOU HAVE OF ME ON ANON

and i’ll let you know if you’re right

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My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

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Hey anyone wanna buy feetpics

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boobs are good

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extremely funny to me to imagine aristotle looking at a cat and being like "what are you, some kind of slut" because thats exactly what a cat owner would say to their cat

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They’re adding the try not to cum challenge to the Olympics

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*bass drop* w-w-w-whats good lactation nation its your girl dj cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats

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KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU

*i stop to take a breath*

KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU

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i hate it here

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Something something hornypost something something forced breeding something something on your knees idk

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i like stuffing my face into girls bulges and YOU CAN'T STOP ME