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what if i posted about my fictional faves burping and shit

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i’m still alive just very busy

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mad bc i got a crush on this guy in my online class and now all i do is think about him and every now and then i wonder how his burps would sound why am i so far gone….

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person a doing something out of sympathy/solidarity for person b who just embarrassed themself or is feeling ashamed for doing it in front of person a.

person b does a huge belch in a fancy setting and is dying from having all eyes on them, so person a dwarfs their burp by unleashing an absolute monster to relieve some of the social pressure

person b gets caught by person a indulging in a piss/wetting kink, and instead of being grossed out person a just pisses their pants right then and there

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hottest things for a guy to say after a burp:

“whew, that freed up some room!”

“that was fuckin weak” (after a belch that was definitely not weak)

“did you hear that?!”

“that was REAL attractive”

“oooof i needed that”

“hold on, i got more…”

“…says the king!”

“i think a demon just left my body”

“i can do better, hold on”

“beat that!”

and the hottest of all… simply continuing on with his sentence after interrupting himself with a massive burp

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too lazy to tag stuff

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i want a boyfriend who always shows off his gas to me. i want a boyfriend who will say “hey babe check this one out!” before unleashing an earth shattering belch/fart.

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jock straps are so so good. they leave the ass completely uncovered to allow for maximum cheek jiggle whenever the jock in question rips a massive fart

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i’ve been really busy lately but rest assured i still regularly fantasize about having a big buff himbo jock bf who burps louder than a motorcycle engine

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i’m sitting here naked as i type this, it wasn’t as “sexy” or as much of a “turn on” as i expected, but it still felt soooo good

i’m home alone currently, today’s trash day, and i had a pair of underwear that was full of holes that needed to be thrown out. so the stars were aligned for me to try wetting for the first time, and oh. my god.

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i’m home alone currently, today’s trash day, and i had a pair of underwear that was full of holes that needed to be thrown out. so the stars were aligned for me to try wetting for the first time, and oh. my god.

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the fun part of making ocs is that i can literally put every single one of my fetishes into a single ideal boyfriend character. i can make a 7 ft tall himbo with giant muscles and hairy tits and a monster cock, and i can make him constantly gassy with absolutely massive earth-shattering and deep belches and thunderous farts. i can even make him piss like a racehorse if i want to. and no one can stop me.

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lazy pissing is really fun and i wish i had more time at home alone so i could do it more, but it’s a mess to clean… i’ll never forget the time i was at my desk and i sat back in my chair and just pissed straight onto the floor. drinking water while pissing is even hotter, in one end and out the other. but in the end it was mostly annoying to have to clean up before anyone came home….. i’d like to try it again sometime though

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that’s right i’m not, i’m just into burping big boys (the stuffed part wasn’t meant to imply actual stuffing)

i want to cook lots of food for a big boy and see his face light up as he eats because it’s his favorites and when he’s done he leans back stuffed and lets out big contented belches and is talking about how good it was

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big, loud burps are good on all types of guys...

a short, thinly-built guy whose massive burps betray what you’d expect of his size

a larger, chubby guy who can unleash some extremely bassy belches

a muscular college frat boy who effortlessly wins every burping contest with his earth-shattering belches

a slightly slobbish gamer who blasts huge belches into his mic, startling his friends every time

an attractive man with a model-worthy face, whose loud and raunchy burps instantly subvert that image

a feminine-presenting guy who takes pride in the fact that he can look cute while ripping massive manly belches

a cool, respectable older man who has to do everything in his power to hold in his insane gas during work meetings

a silly, jolly dilf (or gilf if that’s what you’re into) who loves to mess around with his giant burps to entertain the kids

a bully-type asshole who constantly burps loudly to be as rude and disrespectful as possible at all times

a meek nerd-type who unintentionally out-belches the bully-type asshole as he’s showing off

an “alpha” type guy, treating ripping colossal belches as just another way to express his machismo

a guy who cares about his appearance and trying to look cool at all times, who gets embarrassed by his naturally massive burps

a male musician/singer/idol who constantly belches loudly into the mic on stage or while livestreaming to his fans

a tall, gentle giant/teddy bear/himbo type who pairs the most legendary, extremely long, absolutely deafening belches with an adorably proud smile afterwards (my favorite)

just. guys burping

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honestly hot take but it’s really homophobic that i don’t have a big buff himbo boyfriend who will unleash earth shattering belches in my face/ear and laugh cutely about it, or rip massive ass while cuddling me and make me feel all sorts of vibrations from his booming farts, or let me place my face between his large pecs covered in hair or under his bushy armpit

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is it just me or are sleep farts so cute? there’s something so adorable about being so peaceful and unguarded and letting everything out while fast asleep... especially while cuddling...... when he’s asleep with his arms wrapped around you and he rips a huge fart in his sleep...........