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I miss my bed

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I can feel my heart pounding in my chest and I am losing it

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Istg if I have one more minor inconvenience today I am going to combust

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Today someone at my work ordered a salad, and decided to put the olive oil in the bowl before the vegetables.

Believe it or not but apparently when he eats cereal he puts the cereal first.

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I decided to do something productive with my time and go to sleep

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Guys if you're not sick rn please take a deep breath and appreciate that YOUR NOSE ISNT FUCKING PLUGGED

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I feel like my nose is on his period

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Whoa

Dejá Vu

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Leaving me to my thoughts when I'm stressed with no distractions feels like a torture method

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I forgot my headphones at home and I have a two hour drive in public transportation to go through, WITHOUT MY HEADPHONES

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Every once in a while I go to read the shit I wrote here and I make myself laugh every time

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Guys send help I can't stop thinking about Percy and vex'halia from the legend of vox machina

I went back to editing after two years for them

I love them so much they're so precious to me (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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I don't think we talk about it enough, but Cardan is simply the world's last romantic. Think about it, when most fae have an open relationship (even Taryn, who is considered the romantic character, didn't have a monogamous marriage) he ended his relationship with Nicasia when he discovered her betrayal. He never had anything more to do with her either. Even if it was just for sex, there was no love anymore. Even when Jude tells him to seduce Nicasia, Cardan doesn't go any further than a few kisses. Also because, for me it's canon, he was thinking about another girl.

The breach of trust was the main factor, of course, but I believe Cardan wanted to be the only one for her. In his novel, it is said that Cardan is a little afraid of Balekin wanting to get close to Nicasia, but she reassures him that she has no interest in another man - Locke not included, apparently. He's never been special to anyone, so having someone's heart all to himself was all he wanted.

In The Wicked King (after the kissing scene), Cardan goes to Jude to talk about that night. They didn't even get to "finally", but he was already completely in love and I'm sure that if Jude hadn't dismissed him, he would have talked about feelings and tried to formalize their relationship. Also, despite the fact that, using Jude's words, he was always "practically draped in courtiers", Cardan didn't try to pressure her. Although he desired Jude, it was never just about sex for him.

Now in The Queen of Nothing, even though they're married, Cardan never tries anything with Jude and when he does, he waits patiently for a signal and even when he gets one, he's totally cautious, pulling away at the slightest sign of Jude's discomfort. He still thinks she might change her mind. We only see Jude's pov, but it's evident from Cardan's nervousness that even though he's so experienced in the "art of love", he wanted their first time to be special, because Jude was special. The detail that they only have sex after the wedding is also so cute, not in a puritanical, annoying way, but as if they were both waiting for an important moment. When they finally trusted each other enough to give themselves completely.

Please, Cardan likes books, flowers, sleeping cuddled up with Jude and caress her with his tail. For me, he will always be the most sensitive, romantic and faithful husband of all time.

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I just wanna clarify, I'm not British

I just had really good tea yesterday

God I fucking love tea

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God I fucking love tea

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Made these 5 for an assignment but unfortunately my professor didn't like them very much

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Today I thought to myself "time to put on some normal music", put my 600+ playlist on shuffle and the first song that came up was a will wood song. I think that really sums me up as a person.

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Hey guys so I started watching the vampire diaries for the first time and I am losing my mind

I started this last week on a whim after a friend suggested it, didn't know anything about it

Now I'm in season four, my best friends know I'm obsessed with Damon to the point one of them made a really good edit of us together that makes me giggle every time I look at it and I can't for the life of me stop watching this god forsaken show

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