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That'd be thematically fitting up against the fantasy-Eastern Romans but I think they are also supposed to be from a very small obscure nation whose language almost no one else can speak
Orhan and his friend Ogus (Oghuz, I assume) are implied to be Turkic, yeah?
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when she's beautiful and has a great personality but her DNA test comes back with less neanderthal DNA than average

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Created a rudimentary financial services industry out of twigs and sap and some highly trained ants
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Ohio is up there among top-level national subdivisions in terms of GDP-to-clout ratio
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As both the World Wars and Tolkien recede from living memory I feel like there's room in the fantasy-doorstopper space for someone to do a story about a decaying, hegemonic fantasy nation that's been coasting on an internal narrative about how they beat the dark lord and the evil empire a generation ago, with basically every bad thing that's gone down since then being the result of someone growing up on those stories trying to pattern match whatever bullshit they're about to enact to that last wonderful moment of collective moral clarity
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Don't you know what doctor say
Diet pepsi every day
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Extremely entry-level no-fun-allowed hater moment incoming but. You, tumblr user, does that post actually "go harder that it has any right to" or are you just easily impressed by flowery prose with vaguely religious tone?
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People going "House would never do this to me" like yes instead he'd call you a fat idiot, tell you to stop wearing cotton underwear or some shit and then leave to go play game boy in the bathroom for an hour
Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
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i dont know how to explain it but 3 to me literally feels like a bigger number than 2. it just has bigger than 2 aura
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just one more terabyte of training data man just one more terabyte and we'll get there trust me man
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