25he/him/holyPOC and very gaySometimes nsfw so if you’re under 18 gtfo, (this ain’t the place for you) Sorry Bi guys and people who appriciate vag, those things make me sick, so 7 times outta 10 if you post cunt, I’ll block you.
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like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft
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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.
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the common usage of the phrase "halo of light" in descriptive writing always catches my attention because the word 'halo' literally means 'ring of light', so specifying that quality of it suggests that there are other things which a halo can be made of
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“Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”
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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled
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Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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me: my ear tingles
the internet: YOU HAVE 35 HORSES, 58 MINUTES, AND 27 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE
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