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#emmerdale#this is what solomon grundy did actually#craig david also.#dear god that’s a dated reference#though i just stopped to google what he’s up to nowadays and apparently man’s still going#the grind never stops for a southampton lad ig#hmu if you’re british and have any idea what the fuck i’m talking about#also this is an average glaswegian week btw#at least in my family
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i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that
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#no but fr remember seeing this shit#it was either someone who claimed they were a literal god or that they had the memories of dave strider#sometimes both#sometimes people claimed to be real ass humans who were still alive#i am ashamed to say i would sometimes look in the tags like i was observing animals at the zoo#but in reality. y'all needed help#because what do you MEAN you're literally tom petty
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my father upon seeing mackenzie boyd distressed and bleeding in an underground bunker: he’s a good-looking fucker isn’t he
#personal#emmerdale#for further context my dad is straight and comfortable with his sexuality#but does not often say things like this about men#so if he felt compelled to mention it then yes lawrence robb is a good-looking fucker#which we knew
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My first time seeing this 😭
Mack needs to be alive so I can see the on set shenanigans with Lawrence, Danny and Ryan together 😭
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hilarious voice mail to send your best friend who has been no contact with everyone for 13 days Aaron
"Robert is giving me trouble, i still love him obviously but does he need to keep TELLING ME?! Anyways I hate my husband. Also your wife is annoying call me back so we can talk about MY problems yea?"
#emmerdale#i love aaron but on a casual level he is the world’s worst friend#man will help you hide the body but will not ask how your day was
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welcome to the world of AI btw
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#emmerdale#stay safe and be well#because while signing texts with an initial is NOT mack it is a thing some people do#stay safe and be well on the other hand? robot syntax#did john make the ai write it as well as say it or is he just Like That
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Don't take my word for it. Ask Aaron.
#emmerdale#this is so funny#because yes he's winding john up but he also knows it's true#and this is a man who was not around for their relationship
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Y tu mamá también (2001, Alfonso Cuarón)
#y tu mamá también#so true luisa#god i have so many feelings about this movie#it’s about class divides and repressed bisexuality and the inescapable truth of time passing#but most importantly it is about mexico#if you come away from this movie without realising mexico is the main character…..boy what were you watching
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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man
I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it
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-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"
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