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little miss gets wet from being called good girl

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I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

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Big shirt + no panties combo while she’s sitting on your lap so you have easy access to play with her pussy.

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Green flag: when he goes down on you first

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fuck work fuck money fuck the 5 day work week fuck the 8 hour work day fuck the 40+ hour work week fuck ceo’s fuck billionaires fuck the 1% fuck the justice system fuck the police fuck ice fuck the republicans fuck the democrats fuck the whole government fuck capitalism AND fuck the united states

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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

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i'm so attracted to emotional intelligence like damn the way you actually listen and communicate turns me on

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a blank porn blog steps onto my porch (follows me) and I immediately shoot them in the chest with a double barrel shotgun (blocked)

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once i figure out how to unclench my entire body my life will begin

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pffff. well. i guess your pussy is cool. it looks structurally sound and well-made.

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give me attention before i start knocking shit off shelves

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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..