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The new Harry Potter show is going to come out and there’s going to be a new character named Mahbleempus whose job it is to stand outside the hog warts express and inspect the children’s genitals to make sure they match their appearance and Harry Ron and Hermione are going to be like yaaayyy we love our genitals being inspected by Mahbleempus and the adults will be like thank god Mahbleempus is here to look at our childrens’ genitals so that they’re not violated and there’s going to be like a hundred screenrant articles titled like “the 10 Earth Shattering Lore Implications of Mahbleempus” and the Harry Potter fandom cockroaches on tumblr will be like wow is it just me or can Mahbleempus can kind of get it #marauders #yaoi

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could toby fox put all the undertale characters on art fight. is he allowed

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i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

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inject your blorbo with testosterone this pride month

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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collection

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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Love for men with ""feminine"" physical features. "Soft" men, "dainty" men, men with curves, men with hips, men with tits. You aren't a joke, you're a living piece of art.

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Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

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"haha look at this peepaw" yeah I'm peepin, I'm in awe

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In awe of this beast name of potato chip

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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

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