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dvisme · 9 years ago
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Interesting! 
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dvisme · 9 years ago
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A few months later, Jenny and I go to city hall and get married. I still didn’t believe in the idea of marriage—and I still don’t… But I believe in her. And I’ve given up on the idea of being right.
Mike Birbiglia - My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (via cosmeticevolution)
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dvisme · 9 years ago
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The first time you fall in love it’s such a transcendental feeling, you know, it’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. And love makes people do crazy things, like kill people, or shop at Crate & Barrel. It makes us all a little delusional. I think our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets there’s some part of us that thinks, “I have a secret special skill that no one knows about, and if they knew, they’d be amazed.” And eventually we meet someone who’s like, “You have a secret special skill!” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this mountain of pizza ice cream and delusion.
Mike Birbiglia Sleepwalk with me  (via sincerely-mranonymous)
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dvisme · 11 years ago
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A few months later, Jenny and I go to city hall and get married. I still didn’t believe in the idea of marriage—and I still don’t… But I believe in her. And I’ve given up on the idea of being right.
Mike Birbiglia - My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (via cosmeticevolution)
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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#Brick2012
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#1 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: Mitt Romney Is Brick Tamland (click through for the rest)
See our other favorites today on Tumblr.
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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so true
If Donna and Harvey don’t have sex soon I’m going to never watch this show again
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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so me and arianna
Omg Rachel and Mike moments
I’m gonna need some fic tonight
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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love this!
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When people tell you they don’t plan on watching tonight’s all-new Workaholics…
Hate on the uninitiated as you watch the often inebriated; 10:30/9:30 CT.  Only on Comedy Central.  
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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SUITS!
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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just an average day for green man
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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oh god… hahaha
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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Must...Sleep...Must...Tumblr...Can't...Choose...
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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She digs me
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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"I now have a tumblr… my life can begin now.”
People Like Me
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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my reaction to tumblr
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dvisme · 13 years ago
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sorry boys, thats for me ;*
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