Quote
A few months later, Jenny and I go to city hall and get married. I still didn’t believe in the idea of marriage—and I still don’t… But I believe in her. And I’ve given up on the idea of being right.
Mike Birbiglia - My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (via cosmeticevolution)
835 notes
·
View notes
Quote
The first time you fall in love it’s such a transcendental feeling, you know, it’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. And love makes people do crazy things, like kill people, or shop at Crate & Barrel. It makes us all a little delusional. I think our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets there’s some part of us that thinks, “I have a secret special skill that no one knows about, and if they knew, they’d be amazed.” And eventually we meet someone who’s like, “You have a secret special skill!” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this mountain of pizza ice cream and delusion.
Mike Birbiglia Sleepwalk with me (via sincerely-mranonymous)
775 notes
·
View notes
Quote
A few months later, Jenny and I go to city hall and get married. I still didn’t believe in the idea of marriage—and I still don’t… But I believe in her. And I’ve given up on the idea of being right.
Mike Birbiglia - My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (via cosmeticevolution)
835 notes
·
View notes
Photo
#Brick2012
#1 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: Mitt Romney Is Brick Tamland (click through for the rest)
See our other favorites today on Tumblr.
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
so true
If Donna and Harvey don’t have sex soon I’m going to never watch this show again
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
so me and arianna
Omg Rachel and Mike moments
I’m gonna need some fic tonight
2 notes
·
View notes
Photo
love this!
When people tell you they don’t plan on watching tonight’s all-new Workaholics…
Hate on the uninitiated as you watch the often inebriated; 10:30/9:30 CT. Only on Comedy Central.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Must...Sleep...Must...Tumblr...Can't...Choose...
0 notes