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All unicorns are killed in the making of unicorn water and unicorn cake.

i don’t even care that dorcas is ded. HOW DARE U GOOD SIR.

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OBITUARY FOR DORCAS MEADOWES.

“ to the stars that listen ”

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date: june 12th, 1979 time: 2:04 PM location: unknown ( death eater lair #2 )

She didn’t expect being taken away. Why would they separate them now? It’s not like they haven’t been hearing the screams of all others. So why was she now being led to another room. Everyone was in masks — expect Andromeda. A sigh of relief at seeing her friend again almost escaped. Almost. Dorcas gave her a reassuring smile. Everything will be okay, especially now that they are together. It had to be.

Maybe these Death Eaters had a change of heart? Maybe they realized she wouldn’t reveal anything. Hard to reveal information that she didn’t exactly have. Regardless, Dorcas took the pain that they delivered. It was the only way she could protect her friends, protect Andromeda, while they were there. Besides, she never was one to complain about a little pain.

Dorcas stood firmly where she was. Everything just felt so confusing. Why were the two of them here? And why hasn’t anyone said a single word? “ I think you are missing some color in your life. ” Dorcas had to break the silence. It was killing her. So she commented on their fashion choice. All black seemed unnecessarily. But the Death Eater who she spoke to definitely did not find her funny. She could practically hear the smirk, let out a simple “ Crucio ” hex.

A scream escaped her lips as she dropped to the ground. The pain of the hex will never be something she could be used to but at least the pain always fades away. Eventually. Dorcas looked up right as another person came into the room. Hands grabbed her and forced her onto her feet — surely that will leave a bruise — before turning her to look into the eyes of Lord Voldemort.

Now to say that she wasn’t nervous was an understatement. After all, something bad could happen to Andromeda right now. Okay, something bad could happen to her but that was the least of her concerns. She was focusing more on getting Andromeda out first, then herself. But kind of hard to do so when Lord Voldemort was blocking their only way out. Wouldn’t this be so much easier if he...found a hobby? Killing people just didn’t feel like a good way to spend your time. Not when you could go fishing or paint or something!

It wasn’t long until he spoke. Wasn’t long until two words would change everything.

“ Avada Kedavra. ”

Quiet.

Everything faded away, the voices, the people - the masks. Whatever pain she felt seemed like a bad dream. Wait - was this a dream? Does this mean Andromeda was safe?

No, that was wishful thinking. She remembers something… Something awful. What was it? Where was she? The bright light wasn’t helping. If anything, it was giving her a headache. The light was getting closer. Was it — What did the light just say? Lights can talk?

What exactly happened?

The bright light was turning colors. Wasn’t it just white a few minutes ago? But now… there seems to be a hint of green. Is this death? Is she...dead? But what about Andromedea? Does that mean she was dead too? Or her friends? Who else was down there — right! There were others. They were somewhere dark, scary, bad. There were awful people who did awful things to them, to her. A brief moment of hope passed by her as she desires that the pain those undertook, she took the worst of it.

Why did this happen?

Why did any of this happen? Why were they here? Is she even here anymore? These questions just felt…empty. Almost as though she knew that the questions she was asking, they were never going to be answered.

Was this the end?

She had sworn she would die protecting her friends. But did she actually accomplish this task or was nothing she ever did worth anything? This had to be the end — Dorcas knew it. The voices who were crackling started to fade away.

If only she had just a few more moments. A chance to say goodbye. What were the last things she said to her friends? To Lily and Marlene? To Andromeda and Alice? To Amos? Is that the memory they will hold onto? Merlin, she hoped it would be something happier. Will they eventually forget her? If that helps them move on, helps them to be happy, then that’s all that matters… Is it selfish that she hopes that her friends won’t forget her?

She will be waiting for them on the other side.

Goodbye.

A lesson. That’s what Dorcas’ death was for the Order. “ Look what we will do. Stand down or you will be next. ” The Death Eaters waited until it was dark — until no one will see or hear a sound — before placing her lifeless body in the center of Diagon Alley, waiting to be discovered at first light. The bruises could shine through the night but it was still her and she was just the beginning.

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Date: October 21, 1977

Location: Hogwarts Library

Status: closed for @dvrcvs

Nifflers are a long bodied, long narrow snouted creature with dark black fur. They are commonly used in treasure hunting. They are native to Britain and have a XXX rating from the Ministry of Magic. Nifflers are very attracted to shiny objects. This attraction makes them ideal for looking for anything metallic or anything that might shimmer. Witches and wizards are urged to use caution when handling them because they will attempt to remove the jewelry of those wearing it. The end result is usually someone getting bitten. They are commonly kept by goblins to burrow for treasure. Besides attempting to remove jewelry from the human body, Nifflers are very gentle creatures. They can be extremely affectionate towards owners, but will destroy things if raised in a house. Nifflers live a good twenty feet below the ground in lairs. They also produce six to eight young per litter. You must have a license from the Ministry of Magic to own Nifflers.

As it has been pointed out the Niffler likes to live twenty feet below the ground. The best way to do this is house them in a dirt basement with magical barriers up so they do not tunnel where they should not. There is no way for you to really get into their lair so it is suggested that handling them should be on their terms in a wide area of your basement free of metal and other shiny objects. As far as diet is concerned Nifflers are omnivorous so they will eat just about anything you give them. Keep in mind they do live underground so a collection of root vegetables and such things like worms would be their preferred diet of choice. Dry and moist Kneazle food can be used in a pinch, but is not recommended. It is suggested that you feed them twice a day in that open area you have for interacting with them. While they eat, do not let them take the food back to their lair, because it is the best time to handle them.

Nifflers hate water. On rainy days  you might find the play area filled with them since they would be worried about their tunnels flooding and washing away. It is best that if they get overly dirty you just brush their fur clean with a comb or brush. You can also offer them a dust bath once a week. Beyond that they keep themselves groomed.

Remus finished reading the few paragraphs on Nifflers in his Care of Magical Creatures book before looking down at his parchment and ink bottle. There was nothing written at the top of it and he felt quite inadequate at the moment to say the least. He had not written a word and he had been sitting in the library for at least an hour. His mind was far from magical creatures and much more focused on a certain wizard. It had been almost two whole days since the incident in the greenhouse and Sirius still hadn’t brought it up. The young Gryffindor was frustrated to say the least.

He didn’t even notice when he saw the dark-haired girl and fellow Gryffindor enter his quiet corner of the library.

- ̗̀ ⋆ ̖́- — The thing about tutoring is that one hand she was dreading the actual studying but on the other, at least she got to spend time with Remus. It was always weird when he wasn’t around to help her out but she never would question it. After all, she knew that he was always sick. Maybe Dorcas should make him some soup? No, no. Her soup would have too many pieces of candy in it. There is no way that could be healthy... Oh well, nothing is going to stop her from eating candy soup. 

Dorcas skipped down to the library, without her books of course. Can’t study with the books! It’s not like she was a terrible student... Okay, that’s exactly what it was like. Dorcas wasn’t very good with...anything. Not unless she had a paint brush in her hands but she had to get passing grades. Has Hogwarts ever had a student that had to repeat? If not, she is certain she might be the first one. Studying just felt so... hopeless. But at least Remus was helping her. At least there is always that light at the end of this awful darkness. 

Dorcas let out a sigh as she started making her way to Remus’ usual corner. If anything, he was certain punctual. A grin spread on her face as she saw her friend buried in a book. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary to her. She took her spot across from him, drumming her fingers on the desk in order to get his attention. “ So I forgot my books — but I’m like 90 percent sure there is nothing due so I feel like that is completely and utterly fine. Right? Right. Whatcha doing? ”

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    Although the shop doesn’t technically open until eleven ( who needs ice cream before the afternoon anyways ? ) – Alice always makes a point to get in to work at least an hour early in order to get affairs in order before the doors open. To her surprise, when she rounds the corner, there’s already a very familiar figure standing out front. She taps her friend on the shoulder, doing her best to hold back a chuckle. “Doe – what are you doing here ? You did read the sign – didn’t you ?” 

- ̗̀ ⋆ ̖́- — Dorcas could not wait anymore. Would Alice be mad at her if she broke a glass or two ? Okay, okay. She’s not going to do that. Only because that would such a pain to clean up. But if her face was pressed to the window, well, that cannot be too bad. After all, Alice could be inside and she just wanted to wave to her friend... and get ice cream. But there was no Alice in sight... Or so she thought. The tapping on her shoulder made her jump before turning to her dear friend. “ Alice! ” Dorcas pulled the other witch into a hug. “ What sign? There’s a sign? ”

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They moved the inch to the right before actually responding. Somewhere along the line, following orders first and then asking about it later must have gotten ingrained in Regulus, and now they were still as they watched Dorcus’s strokes. While they didn’t mind too much being called perfect, and it might be interesting to see the end result, it really was quite rude of this person to just assume that they had nowhere important to be. Did she know who they were? They were very important, and while they didn’t have anywhere to be at the moment, they very well could. “ Well, not right now, but I could be needed at any moment. ” They tried to sound extremely important, but came off more like a child letting the painter know that their mother wasn’t very far away.

- ̗̀ ⋆ ̖́- — A grin of victory appeared on her lips. She was ecstatic that they had just listened to her rather than ask any more questions. Especially if they asks questions she doesn’t actually have the answer to. Regardless, Dorcas got straight to work. Her mind was solely focused on the portrait in front of her, looking up every once in a while to give a good long stare at the other, studying them. If she is going to give this to them, she’s going to make it one of her best. “ Okay, okay!! Just give me.. two more... minutes... ” She kept trailing off, trying to get this done. However, no one can rush perfection. “ Almost...done. ” 

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“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

" Aw you know I can’t stay mad at you when you say something like that! Wait, why was I mad in the first place again...? ”

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“What did you say?” from reg / “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” from arthur

“What did you say?” 

“ I was just thinking. If unicorns are out there and I swear they are, when they do is there like a unicorn heaven for them? Where do they go? Are they happy there? Is it like our heaven but for unicorns? I mean, let’s face it. There has to be a place for unicorns and other animals out there but what does it look like? Can we see it or is it only for unicorns and there are no visitation rights? Are the unicorns in the same place as we are? Wait, do we even have a heaven? Regulus, I need these answers! ”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

" Oh Arthur, are you talking out of experience? I think Molly still loves you despite the crazy! Besides, isn’t everyone just a little crazy? Or does love make you crazy? ” 

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“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

" Oh... I’m sorry? ”

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“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”

" Oh no you are not! ” Dorcas links her arm with Alice’s. “ You and I are going to go get a gallon of ice cream instead. Ice cream always cheers me up! ”

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“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

" Alice... It’s just me. ” Dorcas slowly approached her friend. “ Who’s the jerk? What happened? I didn’t really know that someone can be allergic to jerks but I guess people can be allergic to anything these days. ”

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“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

" Well... I guess I do have a question that needs an answer like now. Okay, here it goes... Did you guys get any new toppings or...? ”

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random sentence starters from amos: “stay the night. please.” & “are you wearing my shirt?”

" stay the night. please. ”

Dorcas couldn’t help the slight grin that overtook her face. She really shouldn’t stay... After all, she had to get up early from work but Merlin, how she really wished she could. Okay, she’ll just get up early and do her best not to disturb. What harm could this be? After all, she has sleepover with her friends all the time. “ And here I thought I was already doing that? ” She teased him, grabbing the bag of candy between them. “ I don’t have any plans to leave anytime soon. ”

“ are you wearing my shirt? ”

Okay... So she’s a little late. So if she’s already late, why not make it even later? The only thing about staying over is the lack of clothes to change into. So maybe she found the closest shirt that she could. If it wasn’t her’s then of course it was one of Amos’. “ Oh yes, is that alright? I didn’t want to go into training wearing the same thing as yesterday... You didn’t need this shirt, right? I could always just apparate back to my place and grab a fresh one. ”

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“I might have had a few shots.”

" A few shots? Lils... You can’t walk in a straight line. I think your number of a few and mine are vastly different. Here, come here. ” Dorcas wrapped her arms around Lily in order to hold her steady. “ Let’s make sure that you get home nice and safe, shall we? ” 

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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what do you think the afterlife looks like??

“ Oh… I never really thought about it before. But I guess… I would want the afterlife to just be something peaceful? Maybe have some furry animals running around, playing with each other! I would like to just see people being happy. Maybe the afterlife is different for everyone? Like, the afterlife is exactly what you think is the best thing. In that case, my afterlife would have a Gilderoy Lockhart shrine. ”

but it really looks like this

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nudes?

" Oh yeah! I have tons of drawings of unicorns. Which one would you like? There’s the unicorn that’s the most fluffy thing in the world and you just know it’s so fluffy... Oh! What about the two unicorns in a field of daisies? No wait! My absolute favorite is the unicorn next to Gilderory Lockhart. I mean, you could have that but it’s really my favorite... You might want the one where the unicorn has a mouthful of grass! Or better yet, the one with it’s tongue out. Which nude would you like? ”