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i look at the anime men you guys put on my dash and i feel nothing
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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
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mr j do you own any hats

Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...
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a good book is one that makes you want to kill yourself. a bad book is one you feel safe recommending to someone else
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