tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck
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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing
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jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily
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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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you deserve someone who looks at you as you’re mid-laugh and feels like the luckiest person on earth
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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
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shoutout to the color red
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RYAN GOSLING
"I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
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