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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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I feel like me feet have been molded into the shape of my boots
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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clueless more like clueless to what incest is
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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Im watching Clueless.
The PE teacher is stereotyped as a lesbian. Thats smth
The new girl saying ive never had straight friends before LMAO
THE IM NOT A VIRGIN
SHE HAS TO BE BISEXUAL
THE LINE FROM THE LOCAL NEWS LEGEND SONG
HE SAYS YOU GAVE HIM A TOOTHACHE! ITS AN EXPRESSION IT MEANS HE THINKS U WERE SWEET 30 MINUTES IN!!!
Clueless is heathers from heather chandlers pov
They got weed
If its a concoscion u have to ask her questions. Whats 7x7? Stuff she knows!
Her boyfriend is deffo gay. Ignoring all the girls but the guys and he danced with a guy. I ship tai and main girl. She was more focused on her than her boy. And she was obssesed with her from first sight and taking her under her wing.
I dont trust mirrors i only use polaroids
Shes going to end up not sleeping with him because she doesnt like him
Theyre both gay. Im sure
This guy looks so fuckin gay
HES GAY I WAS RIGHT!!!
Traumatic experience: new drivers going on the highway
NO ITS HER LIKING HER STEP BROTHER NOT HER LIKING TAI PLS NO
SHAWTY GAVE HIS OLD BONG TO DISASTER RELIEF
STOP FLIRTING WITH UR STEPBROTHER
HE SEES U AS HIS SISTER
NO FUCK WHY THEY KISSING
WHY THE INCEST U LITERALLY HAVE THE SAME DADl
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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Miss congeniately time
also now im watching miss congineality and i think she looks hotter before the glowup brcause she looks like a dyke
Theres a lesbian in miss congeniality???
our final five lesbians
Can we say lesbians? (A lesbian responds:) u got a problem with that
I love dykes
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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Got bored halfway
Now im watching but im a cheerleader
I love this movie
Gram is so fuckin hot
The goth dyke is so hot
I love dykes
Bro im crying
This movie is so good
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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NOW IM WATCHING QUEER ROCK CLIMBING
CALLED whos on top
Narrating makes me feel less lonely on this plane
lgbt summit mt hood
This movie feels so straight but i have nothing better to watch. Its granola gay time
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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Reclaiming roller derby dyke documentary
She/they <3 pronouns for everyones profiles i love it
THEY THEM WE LOVE THIS
Les duchesses
ANOTHER THEY THEM
ANOTHER SHAWTYS ROLLER NAME IS LOBOTOMY
they transitioned and they change their roller name to hank scorpio 🥺
ANOTHER THEY THEM ANOTTER
this is a whole segment of the nonbinary roller debry mfs
bro this is the ideal world fr
this nb mf is like i need consistency yes consistency u sound so autistic rnow i love u.
Queer
THE CAPTAINS NONBINARY
EVEN DISABLED PEOPLE R HELPING SUPPORT THE TEAM AS A COACH I LOVE THIS MOVIE
just so purely unfiltered dykes
SHAWTY HAD A PROTECT TRANS KIDS SHIRTS
Oh it was robotomy not lobotomy
They all have tattoos!!
Theyre talking about gender and being trans together 🥺
HANK SCORPIO AKA NERDIN IS ON T AND USes a binder epic
And its a candian roller derby
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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get ready for my dyke movie reviews on the plane series!!!
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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i am staring at a dog in a restaurant and the the dog has nice eyeliner and golden fur
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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hello next level secret dyke crossing followers
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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i am going to make my dearest friend meme a great patch that will not call them a simp in anyway
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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good morning woke up from a weed coma
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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i had a date last night and at one point i just told them they were autistic. We got along too well not to
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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i had a dream i got high with my friend it was great and the way we got high didnt make sense it was a weird edible goo and we walked around and it started raining and it was fun. And then the person i was on a date with last night made a joke about us both having 5 partners and then seriously asked me if i was polyamorus and then i woke up
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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Good morning. My aircon is leaking. I want to kill
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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ITS 4:20AM
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dyke-crossing-bot · 3 years ago
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i think my dog has separation anxiety with me
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