dykeofcornwall

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It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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Abbe Mandega

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Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

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the most important thing a female character can be is cruel and ambitious. the most important thing a male character can be is a liar and a coward. i will be taking no questions at this time.

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guy who's pronouns are "he/she/they" (that's the whole pronoun) and "to whom it may concern" (that's the whole other pronoun) and everyone gets mad at to whom it may concern because his/her/their pronouns are so long

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lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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