dyketron5000
dyketron5000
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wilson/22/they/dykegoing to hell in a handbasket
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dyketron5000 · 7 months ago
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dyketron5000 · 7 months ago
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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ur addiction has affected us in the following ways u are annooooyinggg
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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is anybodie in mad with me
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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cockpot pussy got me on high temp for 3-4 hours
That's awesome. Happy New Years. Sending love to you and yours.
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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Santiago Caruso (Argentine, b. 1982, Quilmes, Buenos Aires, Argentina) - Alta Cocina (Haute Cuisine) from El Huésped Y Otros Relatos Siniestros (The Guest and Other Sinister Tales) by Mexican author Amparo Dávila (Mexican, 1928-2020, b. Pinos, Zacatecas, Mexico, d. Zacatecas, Mexico), Paintings: Watercolor
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dyketron5000 · 8 months ago
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I wish I was an ugly hideous fat unhygienic man with no job or ambition so that women would want to marry and have children with me for some reason that can't be explained by science or culture
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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2022-02-08
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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i just want everyone to know that yesterday I made the turkey and it was very good.
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this
#f
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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Me voting no on a kms? Poll
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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dyketron5000 · 9 months ago
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That lemon demon song was hella lit fam
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