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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse ๐ดโจ๐ธ
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*contracts sudden infant death syndrome at age 25*
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This pride month, please remember that accessibility for all includes masking up (if you are able). This will be the fifth year that I and many other disabled queer people can't access any pride events at all. remember that covid disproportionately affects trans and bisexual people, and queer BIPOC.
no pride without disability pride
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[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]
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me at 7 pm; i will go to bed by 2 am today because i have activities tomorrow
me at 4 am: the pancake emoji ๐ฅ is kind of erotic to be hinest
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โFAT DYKES RULEโ at the new york city dyke march, june 2000
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dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver
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