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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

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Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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no bc i dont think i've ever really ranted about how foreplay starts at the breakfast table is like the most Real and True shit i've ever seen in my life foreplay starts when they bring you your coffee with a little too long kiss and clutch your face and brush your hair off of your neck and it continues when they squeeze your waist while saying bye and heading out the door perhaps even steeling a cheeky little squeeze even lower and then it continues when you spend all day thinking about how a single pair of fingers sliding across the dip of your waist is making you squirm bc foreplay begins at the breakfast table

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so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

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sorry i only date to meet each other in every lifetime

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame

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Rock in Rio 2017

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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Drew this while having a mental break down during lecture. An average day in Department of Diagnostic Medicine ❤️

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just sayin

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boyfriend so cute