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my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
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like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die
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you’ve heard of human rights, now get ready for
alien lefts
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Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
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Concept: Donald Trump is turned into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!
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