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Usual humble beginnings

Celeste Sweet and Elias Something

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No shame: y'all do what you want but the Tumblr community of incredibly hyper realistic Sims freaks me the fuck out.

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Moar Random PHOTOSSSSSS.

PSSTTTTT babysitters are rude and will destroy your snowmen.

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Baby Josephine is born. She an artistic and clumsy lil turd.

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More random photos!!!!

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Random Photo dump from latest household/legacy.

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The Sims Got Wild pt 3

Celeste, comepletely unknowing about her new boyfriend’s family, has a run in with Casanova out side of her work again.

Did I mention Bestie brought a cat? Because he did.

Celeste finds out she’s preggers with Bestie’s baby as she works in her greenhouse one day. This game is drama drama drama drama.

Not long after she comes home from work furious that Bestie is cheating on her. How she found out? I honestly don’t know. More story progression quirks? At this point she is fed up and immediately breaks it off and kicks him and his cat out. Those pregnancy hormones tho.

And that is the legit true story of how my game - with no intervention from me - turned my legacy founder into a bitter and jaded single mother. 

MEN SUCKKKK

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The Sims Got Wild Pt 2

Celeste confronts her lying cheating boyfriend. Its then her glorious creator realizes that this boy is legit dating half the town. Like seriously - Nrass story progression apparently creates drama and made him into the town Casanova. Pstttt the handsome redhead nearby is another madeover town and Celeste’s rockstar bestfriend. 

They break up and Casanova is completely unbothered as he continues on his mission to oh dang lets bang every girl in Meadow Glen.

Of course that same night Celeste gets robbed. She was just thankful the responding cop wasn’t Casanova.

Cue Celeste deciding to give things a shot with her best friend. He moves in and life seems swell. This is where things get real intense. The glorious all knowing creator had disallowed romance for the Bestie, but apparently the bestie didn’t get the memo. One look at his relationship panel shows not only is he Celeste boyfriend, but he’s also someone else’s husband.... AND A FATHER. 

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The Sims Got Wild

So this is yet another reincarnation of my sim Celeste Sweet. She likes flowers and cooking. Like duhhh.

She also kind of lives like a bum, because you know - I have legacy challenge issues. 

She meets a super hansome cop - yay for townie makeovers!

They hit it off really well and everything seems good. He is single when she meets him so things get real very fast as the Sims usually does. 

Until she stumbles upon this scene after workkkkk!!!! 

Dundundun. TBC.

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Random Sweet Family photo dump.

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Sapphire grows into a teen!

Tbh I need to take more screenshots, but ya know.

She’s ADORABLE.

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Sapphire joins the scouts the second she is able!!!

Btw she has completed the scouts and earned all the badges by now and it comes with a reward traits that boosts all skill gains. So there is that. 

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Winterfest see’s Jason aging up with Father Winter there for support!

Sapphire gets all the presents! The rotten turd.

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Winterfest has Sapphire excited for presents!!!

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Sapphire ages to a toddlers and she is Jason’s pride and joy.

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The Sweets welcome Sapphire into the world just in time for SPPOOKKKKYYYY DAY!!!!

Trick or treaters are weird btw.

And the vampires suck, but he came like right on Halloween so I was living for it. 

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Around the time the Fall holidays roll around, Celeste finds herself preggers!!!

Also, cheers for having Halloween decorations up wayyy early.