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Reduced chances of tripping. Increased chances of tripping while on slippery or rocky ground types.

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uh oh

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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Why would you do that?

just felt like it

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i removed a crab last week and nobody noticed. kinda a power trip ngl

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Removed Weezer.

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Do not pay attention to the false developers. Under no circumstances send hate for not changing or adding anything they have spoken about. I'm sick of being swamped with all of these complaints.

It has come to our attention that there is another blog out there by the "developers of earth".

You all love roleplay, don't you?

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Added another water molecule.

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I don't think I will

Okay, go buy another account already so we can ban you when you do this stuff again.

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Those are for nerds.

Without nerds you wouldn't have game. So, like, think about what you do.

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A small price to pay for science.

Did you even read the TOS.

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What's wrong with hacking the game to spawn infinite entities in a small space to see how many the game can handle?

Because you're crashing the servers???

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We'll be back

Silly behaviour.

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Banned seven players for trying to crash the servers.

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That sounds like the worst crash message possible.

You don't need to know what's going on.

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Whoops! Looks like something blooped. We'll fix the problem!

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It has come to our attention that there is another blog out there by the "developers of earth".

You all love roleplay, don't you?

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Changed a few stats around for better balancing, expanded skill trees for "Karen", "McDonalds Worker", & "League of Legands Pro", & fixed a bug where slugs moved extremely fast when not being directly observed.