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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
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Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
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You can eat meat left on the counter all night because the night air keeps it cool its not warm at night its cool
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Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
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jesus christ every time i open youtube not signed in its fucking nothing but sssniperwolf reacts to stolen tiktoks mrbeast squidgame fake commercial challenge top 10 weirdest foods in fortnite nine billion dollar car bright red arrows and circles and thumbnails that never match the titles ableist-looking shorts making fun of ‘weird’ kids prageru asking dumb college kids about cultural appropriation chill lofi beats to relax and study to world without end
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One time in driver's ed training we stopped in the middle of nowhere off the highway at a combination KFC and Taco Bell. Guy at the counter was wearing a Taco Bell hat and asked "KFC or Taco Bell?" before I said anything, so I said "uhh, KFC?" and this fucker dipped behind the counter and reappeared with a KFC hat on instead
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1. Talent Associate at Solutions Dynamics (pyramid scheme) 2. Wew are looking for a jack-of-all-trades “Blockchain Guru” 3. Tutor My Children (unpaid) 4. Mcdonald 5. Earn 100 Thousand Tollars Working At Home (phishing scam) 6. [listing that expired in 2019] 7. Brand Manager (Tiktok) at Keystone Pipeline
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Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME DMV: HELL YEAH Verdict: DENIED
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its so fail that theres like 50 metals but most of them are super rare and also shitty
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