easywaters

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why don't you sit at the foot of the lighthouse and watch waves crash against the rocks and maybe you'll calm down a little

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morrigan from dragon age: origins (2017 artwork)

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having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

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obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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Good lord I've been following your inactive blog for three years without noticing. Well hi how's it going...

omg ur so sweet. it’s literally going so great?? i got married to a beautiful woman last year and i’m kind of living my best life rn

i’ve been following so many inactive blogs. i thought about unfollowing them but tbh i have so many memories from years ago and so many friends that i made and i have no way of knowing who changed their url to what, so to be safe i’m just following every i always was and trying to figure out who’s who

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The doctor weighed my soul and said it was the smallest he’d ever seen. I have to drink two liters of communion wine a day until it gets better

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if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

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i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

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Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived.

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something about this image always made me think of someone coming up for air

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Bloodmoon

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illustration commission for Puja on Twitter of Kyara, her DnD character from Strange Hungers! Such a pleasure to draw!  👑👑👑

✨commission info in source link below✨

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watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

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god damn... i fucking hate dinosaurs *pulls out my box of firecrackers thinking its a box of cigarettes and lights one killing me instantly*