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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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Wild to me that Victor doesn't canonically have a gun it's so wired into my brain by now

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Two doodles based off of his recent merch drop… him and those stupid little glasses oh my god

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Sometimes I just realise "hang on, this is my fucking house, I can do what I want." Like I'm a terrible visual artist but I could google paint-by-numbers templates, project them onto my walls, and just paint murals on my walls. I have the capability to do that. I'd have to get the hardware guys to mix me the right colours of paint which would be a pain because I'm bad at colours but if I want a Fun Mural House then nobody can stop me.

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Y'all know what? I actually actively hate the type of people who refuse to communicate what they want, need or prefer because they think that doing that shit is cute. I pride myself with being adaptible and flexible and down to being anywhere, doing anything and eating anything at least once, and it's 100% no hair off my ass to do exactly whatever it is that someone else especially prefers.

But if someone is like "no I'm ok with whatever u want uwu" and what that really means is "I am capable and willing of like 3 things and I don't want to tell you what they are, you have to guess", I can assure you I am so much closer to slapping you than either of us would like. You're not being accommodating, you're refusing to cooperate. If you actually honest to god think it's more reasonable of you to expect other people to read your mind, than using words to communicate what you'd actually want, I hope you have some sort of a sudden epiphany about how batshit that is.

Like I don't care how heroic you think you're being with going "I'm happy with anything uwu" and then making it a fucking guessing game puzzle mystery to figure out why you're sad (while you keep insisting that you're ok and fine and nobody has to care about you boo hoo and you actively fight every single step of the investigation), you are being a fucking nuisance.

"But using words to say things is haaaard QmQ" well unfortunately life is fucking hard. And you are actively choosing to make it harder for everyone else. If you think that acting like this is cute, I hope the next time you'd literally rather die than verbally set a boundary, someone takes you to a seafood restaurant because you didn't want to tell them you're lethally allergic to fish.

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happy cueist release tomorrow !

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me when i prepare food

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kazehiki and oliver

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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A little time with you is all that I get That's all we need because it's all we can take

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Opinions on one and only Aesop? 💙

honest aesop opinion: IM KIND OF A FRAUD ABOUT HIM for someone who has an aesop profile picture. Fake fan 💔 my allegiance is sworn to frederick but aesop carl is cute and lovely ! (i am aware of the murders)

actually i love gatto ulliel. (And iridescence) That's where the true source of my love for aesop which is a bit sad BUT AESOP IS STILL . COOL

he's like the only character i own on asia right now so he's all i play.......

im not fixating on aesop right now so the answer is a bit lame

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WARNING FOR ANYONE WITH AUDITORY EPILEPSY AS OF 8/23/25 - theres a new ad for i think it was "the conjuring" ? that starts with yellow text that reads "test your hearing, best to wear headphones" -

THE FREQUENCY THAT PLAYS SECONDS IN IS A SEIZURE INDUCING PITCH!

please mute the ad or click skip!! in our ad we couldn't click skip in time because it made us sit through the beginning of the pitch.

PLEASE STAY SAFE and avoid this ad's audio if you're seizures or migraines are triggered by high frequency noises!

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I was planning on making this and then leaving it in my camera roll to die alone with the other terrible edits but I spend too much time on it so whatevrr

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how are y’all sending asks to yourselves what 😭