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they all say he's inscrutable but on the dl I'd say he scrutes up quite nicely
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Beer Wolf - Coors Light (1986)
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
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Eugène Lepoittevin (1806–1870) - illustration from the series ‘Les Diables de Lithographies’, 1832
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Ferenc Helbing (aka Franz Helbing, 1870-1958), 'Ex Libris', ''Magyar iparművészet'', Vol. 17, #10, 1914
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Loputyn aka Unicorn Bunny aka Neoloputyn aka Jessica Cioffi (Italian, based Lombardia, Italy) - Meal, Mixed Media
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Victorian child: Hm, my scrapbook is missing something. What would complete this page?
Victorian scrap printer: How about frog in a speedo and slippers. Everyone loves frog in a speedo and slippers

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands
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Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever
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This wonderful 1805 book exposes the reality behind various tricks and illusions of the day, beginning with arguably the most enigmatic of the tricks listed, that of the “Learned Pig”, or as the excellent frontispiece refers to it “The Pig of Knowledge”: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-expositor-or-many-mysteries-unravelled-including-that-of-the-learned-pig-1805
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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
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