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House M.D. episode concept that came to me in a dream where Cameron and chase are tumblr mutuals but have no idea in real life

That is all

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foreman and thirteen are soooo lesbian coded im so sorry. dawg risks his entire career for her after less than a month of being together, and then does it AGAIN a few weeks later??? absolutely insane behavior

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💀

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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big fan of this image

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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island

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steve is truly the greatest example of how your reputation means nothing after high school. His best friends are his lesbian coworker and a 15 yr old nerd. absolute loser shit, its fantastic

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obsessed with hawkins' high's perception of that nerd lucas who turns out to actually be really good at basketball!! and he's so cool but he's like madly in love with the new girl (she's been here a year but in a town like hawkins you're always "new") and they were a thing but now they're kinda on again off again and no matter how many popular girls the team tries to set him up with, he'll always shyly wave to her in the halls. sometimes she'll wave back but most times she ducks into her classroom with her headphones on. and for some reason he still plays dnd with that group of freaks and will be seen in the halls with the freshman boy who was cast as the lead in the spring musical simply for showing up (but this time he's actually good) as they drag around that one mopey kid who curses out teachers and whose family was rumored to have been hiding a 12 year old russian spy that the middle school bully says has superpowers. and all 4 of them were some of the few survivors of the starcourt mall fire last summer and their best friend who moved away went missing in 1983 and they found his body but it turns out it wasnt his body and he showed up a couple days later and now suddenly they all jump when the lights flicker.

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who is their biggest hear me out?

(We know it's Lockhart, hermione)

I don’t think we should answer this…

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George Russell: "My neck doesn't look massive because my head is so big. You've got drivers like Daniel Ricciardo with a peanut head and his neck looks quite big, so it's a bit of perception in there."

via

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Stonathan in these

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PJ & Hazel BOTTOMS (2023) | dir. Emma Seligman

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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

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#movie of all time

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apple

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A stonathan commission for the lovely @lavenderstobins, or: stolen kisses in the palace arcade parking lot