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most book series: same thing repeated for 10 books because the author (/publisher/etc.) wants money

aftg: Nora crashing down from the ceiling announcing spinoffs because the characters are haunting her, then scurrying back into the vents

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andrew minyard is the normalest guy ever actually. everyone else around him is just so deluded about their own levels of insanity that he seems like the crazy one. he is actually pretty chill for someone who went through everything he did. he eats ice cream and has crushes on boys. he jogs super slow around the track while gossiping with his best friend. he goes to therapy and shops at the mall. like?? thats the guy ever.

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honestly i feel like a lot of fanfics have andrew still saying “i hate you” and “this is nothing” after the end of tkm but i don’t buy it. when andrew said “im not as smart as i thought i was” that was kind of it for him. there’s no coming back from that. “i almost didn’t survive last time” and then sliding neil’s hand over his scars??? like that’s an admission of love, baby. that’s the andrew minyard version of holding a boombox outside your window. how more clear can he be???

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Inspired by the scene from staroverlordao3 incredible fic, the line is covered in jellyfish

( I finally finished it! By the way, this isn’t how Viktor looks in this fic and not how I picture him either, unfortunately, I just didn’t have time for more complicated rendering. Just imagine it’s an alternate universe version of the fanfic 🪼 )

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Interdemensional husband

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I feel like half of Americans right now are starting to live like Russians have been for at least 10 years. Welcome to the club, buddies, we're here trying to outlive Putin. He's not immortal too, at least we hope so

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

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Bill returns 3° comic - 1° part

2° part:

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

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Fanfic idea: Bruce loses a bet and has to go on a TV show as Batman

Interviewer: Batman! Welcome! We’re so glad you’re here!

Batman: That makes one of us

Interviewer gets nervous: Umm so what made you decide to become a superhero?

Batman: Felt it was necessary

The interview continues in the most uncomfortable way possible

Interviewer desperately trying to get more than a few words out of Batman: Do you have a significant other in your life? Are they a superhero like yourself?

Batman: My significant other is a jerk who is the reason I’m on this show… this is one of the worst things ever and I’ve dropped the Batmobile on myself

Superman seems to appear out of nowhere

Superman: I’m not a jerk! I won fair and square!!

Chaos ensues when people realize Superman and Batman are together

Update

anonyomoose wrote this into a fic! Shoved into the Limelight

I’d love to see other people’s takes though

Please don’t forget to credit!

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So, I wanted to move to USA from Russia. Now USA can easily become worse than Russia. What do I do now? Go fuck myself? Ig?

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toxic old man yaoi

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*Both spend all night singing & drinking*

Bill: Okay, Sixer. Breaks over, back to work! 😇 Ford: I'm sorry my muse, but I'm too drunk... 😵‍💫

CC Singing pose / Drunk walking / Ford hug Bill carrying / Bill poking Eyes / Eyepatch

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Stanley is going to lock them in the basement if they don't stop...

#billford #gravityfalls

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Karaoke night - a billford comic

(posting in a different format than twitter bc of image limit, sigh. Anyway, hope y'all like it!!)

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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he'd begrudgingly agree that he has taste in music

songs referenced: 1, 2, 3, 4

do not repost, reblog only

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