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Still using the same cheatcode to get hugs and kisses

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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Navia: 👀 Clorinde: 😳

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crow’s love for canary

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something about clorivia

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finally got around drawing them! ✨

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really? right in front of my macarons?

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girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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UGHH WHY DID MADAME ZERONI COME ON MY DASH AGAINNN LMAO. i never reblog these but smth about madame zeroni scares me so bad

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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genshin memes fontaine edition

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okay some of my favorites

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go for it nakamura!! cover redraws cause i love them sm ;w;

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A book dedication after my own heart