im just a girl getting by the best she can || Dani/Eclipse || 27 || She/Her || Biro Ace
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arrested for impersonating grains of rice (NO possibility of parole)
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
#me at work this week#'its not my fault the doctor is on maternity leave'#okay well as long as were dragging in things neither of us can change its not my fault youre such a bitch!!!
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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev
#mentioned as inspiration in the notes of a fanfic i read written by another one of our mutuals zbzjzbsb#and now we share a warriors bond
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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf
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The Ugly Stepsister / Den stygge stesøsteren (2025) dir. Emilie Blichfeldt
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there is only a handful of times ive ever almost passed out. so i know what it is when it hits because i dont feel that often its very unique to me. the first time it happened was when i already wasnt feeling good and in my history class we were learning about that period of time where women would mutilate their feet to be smaller. its gross!!! i almost passed out on my way to the bathroom to throw up!!
this is a very long way of saying hey i watched the ugly stepsister and boy oh boy i got that feeling watching that One Scene About Feet
#i dont even know wtf to tag this with sorry sdvxdbb#body horror i guess??? yeah sure lets go with that#cw body horror
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I say "yeah" like baby nessarose and it's very important to me that you all know this
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me seeing a text come in from my boss who famously does not contact me outside of work at all:

Work has been very stressful lately and I have been waiting for my pregnant boss' water to break the past two weeks so I could finally get more time to relax and GUESS WHAT TEXT I JUST GOT!!!!
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Work has been very stressful lately and I have been waiting for my pregnant boss' water to break the past two weeks so I could finally get more time to relax and GUESS WHAT TEXT I JUST GOT!!!!
#shes about 2 weeka early but i know she wanted to be early#she too has had a stressful few weeks i had a feeling it was coming
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
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Love how seals squish~ Here's a squishy Polaris ^^
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I don’t care how impossible this is I think it would be funny
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