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genuinely feels like a psyop that people are pretending gears of war is a good or interesting or fun series of games
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i hate to admit it but there absolutely was a time in my life where if someone had complimented my shoelaces i would’ve said that thing bravely and loudly.
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man's tattoo with a psychiatrist's suicide note from the 1920s (2008) ph. patrick from typographyshop
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How do I procure a boyfriend?
You remain patient and keep sucking dick until one tastes right.
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none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi
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I’m tired 😴 #TeamFatigue #FatigueNation #TiredArmy #SleepySquad
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i do actually support book burning if it’s a first person present tense ya novel. we need less of those
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havs you met my friend The Struggling Fool? great once you get to know him. horrible before that though
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since I exist outside of linear time, my clockpig serves a valuable purpose in maintaining temporal congruence with the real world
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?
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This is two countries in a row where I'm dressed so shittily I scan less like a tourist and more like a local having a serious life crisis. Aside from my idiotic crocs I also dropped a baked bean on my shirt so I look this rn

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