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i got a homework assignment to make a pic with this halloween themed color pallet. I also wanted to draw a house. I also wanted it to be thematically spooky. Boom. MyHouse.wad painting
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The greatest internal conflict for the player in disco elysium isn't like the political choices or the addiction mechanic it's desperately wanting Kim to like you while he's also *really* fun to bother a little. Like a cat
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hrt must go so crazy if you're a pom
i mean . you're not wrong ???
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where can't i SELL your product and store s or location ?s ?
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where can i BUY your product and store s or location ?s ?

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EVIL FRITO LAY announces our new product : YUCKY SWAMP ANTI-LAYS. its 90% water in the bag instead of air! yay!
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hi we’re gonna send a crease and desist soon
we invest 99% of our budget into our legal department you are fucked we are going to straight up suck the marrow from your bones
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I offer a clay-kizet to the masses /silly
Also forgive me for prolonged silence.., I've been busy
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr
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"Do you have time to talk about your cars extended warranty?" (Grips your foot and shoe)
People keep telling me she is a cockerel. I have physically seen her lay a cute little egg lol she just takes after her dad Ibis.
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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Without looking type the blog name you reblogged this post from.
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w w whata if some more cavik ☝️ as a treat maybe
275. a cutey cavik before i pass out
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