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I get a lot from this really. Like they got married at the courthouse or they eloped. And Chrissy and him have the year they got married like (‘93 in one of those hearts that typically say mom) and only they know about these tattoos. Like it’s their biggest secret. Idk if it was the same as it is now but if they had to have a witness it would be Uncle Wayne and Dustin. Like I can go on and on…

i couldn't stop thinking about this tweet so i drew it 📣🎸

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This but Eddie is also like “I still don’t know.” And Chrissy is just like “He had drugs.”

POV: It's the future and Eddie and Chrissy have kids. The family is at home chilling after some cleaning up and one of the kids (the youngest) stumbles upon an old recked scrap book. Inside there are old photos of the couple.. some from high school and what they did throughout their years. Some of Eddie's old band, Corroded Coffin. Some of the pages have doodles and hearts. YEAH and they all get together to look at the scrap book and yk all just having a good time. One of their children asks "Dang pops how did you even pull mom??" and Eddie is just like "🤨"

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I imagine Eddie wouldn’t have given Chrissy drugs. He would have given her an aspirin or something and just let her chill with him. He’d end up playing master of puppets for her personally to show what he’s been working on perfecting.

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Eddie: Hello, I’m Eddie Munson, your local bisexual devil worshipper, and this is my girlfriend Chrissy. She’s an ally. Speak Chrissy!!

Chrissy:*shaking her pom poms* ALLY!!!

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Please ask me questions on the ship and I will take like really small fix requests :)

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You think Eddie would give Chrissy a stick-n-poke if she asked for it? Like she’s all like “I want one” and he’s like “well, uhm…I don’t know….” And then does a cute little butterfly or a bat so she can match with him on her foot

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Eddie: I’m great at pick up lines

Steve: You suck at pick up lines

Eddie: I do not!

Chrissy: One time you asked me, “Are you a parking ticket?”

Eddie: CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU

Insp

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I don’t know if anyone has said it…but do you think Chrissy would be into jazzercise and aerobics classes? Like at first she was forced and then really liked them. And sometimes she’d come back from a class and teach Eddie because he’s basically her only friend. No. Her BEST friend and he does it with her because he likes to hear her laugh at him..

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All I’m saying is…he could do be into it….or he’s the biggest nerd who uses them for a role play of some kind

So are we gonna talk about the HANDCUFFS in eddies room or are we all just gonna keep quiet

I NEED SOME KINK HEADCANNONS PEOPLE

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PLEASE

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As American I also know that in some cases some children skip grades and the fact that the birthday thing is true. If you meet before cut offs around birthdays then if you are younger there is a chance you’re in a higher grade. My birthday was after a cut off so I was put in a grade lower than I was supposed to be in. I would’ve graduated a year earlier if my birthday wasn’t past a cut off. So at 17 I would’ve graduated instead of at 18. I had a friend who was turning 15 when everyone was already 16 while we were in sophomore year because she skipped a grade. Everyone in my graduating class is between 19-21 at this moment with few people who could’ve skipped grades or held back. My friend is 24 and her age range is 24-26 because of her birthday. In my state the age where you’re given up on is 21 and you cannot attend high school after 21. Also the drop out age is 16 so I would think that Eddie would’ve also dropped out by then. Now rules were probably different back then but still. I agree there’s no way he’s into the beginning of his twenties while she’s sixteen. Maybe he’s 20 tops. But there are cut offs and even then he would’ve dropped out by then.

All I have to say about the Chrissy Cunningham (and to some extent, Eddie Munson) age debate is that there are four “proofs” that you can use to determine where you stand on it, and not to act like I’m presenting a case in court, but here we go:

1. The file at the guidance counselor’s office - her birth year listed there makes her 16 years old at her time of death.

2. The “went to middle school with Eddie” fact - I don’t know how it works for people in other countries but I’m American like these characters are, and I can confirm that the biggest age gap between people in different middle school grades here is two years. There are some who might be at 10 and 13, for example, but that’s usually because the 10 year old was born later in their birth year and the 13 year old early in theirs. Either way, that still puts the gap at two years. If Eddie flunked senior year twice, that would make him at most 20 in the show; dialing back in years, for him to have been in middle school with Chrissy, he would’ve been 13 (grade 8) while she was 11 (grade 6). Two years.

3. The 86 necklace - Again, as an American, I can confirm that it is very much a thing here for seniors to wear their graduating year as necklaces/rings/patches/shirts/etc. The only other reason someone would wear a year somewhere is if it’s their birth year, and clearly, Chrissy was not born in 1986.

4. The fact that she’s cheer captain - No matter how much Glee made you believe it was possible, it is actually not possible for the captain of a team to not be a senior student.

I personally think she’s an 18 year old senior - majority of the proofs point to that. If you do the math on that guidance counselor’s file, with season 4 set in 1986 and her high school enrollment year being 1982, she’s had four years in high school. So she can’t be anything but a senior, and as this person has explained, her being 16 in ‘86 would’ve meant she was 12 when she entered high school in ‘82. That doesn’t happen around here, especially not in small town public schools. If it does then it’s probably because the kid has genius intellect, and there’s nothing about Chrissy that implies she has that to be accelerated.

So yeah, what we have as proof is pretty contradicting so I understand why some people have gone on this side and that. I guess I’ll just end this by saying that whichever side you’re on, just leave the other one alone cause there seems to be no definitive answer. And that if you’re one of those people who harassed Chrissy’s actress (Grace Van Dien) when she clarified that Chrissy and Eddie were in fact in middle school together, meaning they can’t be 4 or 5 years apart in age, you’re awful. 

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Say less. I needed a prompt

Cruel Summer?

I need someone to write a fanfic about the summer of 86′ after graduation with Eddie and Chrissy sneaking behind everyone’s back to hang out (or more) and Chrissy is torn/ having trouble about whether or not to be official and public  with Eddie (because y’all know the smol bean can’t handle judgement and she wouldn’t want to ruin the best thing in her life)

*This idea is partly inspired by the song, “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift because the lyrics are too perfect for them

For example:

“Killing me slow, out the window I’m always waiting for you to be waiting below Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more “

or  

“I’m drunk in the back of the car And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh) Said, “I’m fine, ” but it wasn’t true I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you And I snuck in through the garden gate Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh) And I screamed for whatever it’s worth “I love you, ” ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard? He looks up grinning like a devil”

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Chrissy: hi

eddie: 🫠

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She’s like his little siren🫠

✨Eddie "the bewitched" Munson™✨

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Bro he would be terrified that Vecna was fucking with him. Like legit he’d be so scared that it was fake but somehow he’d know it was her even though he coward away from her for like ten or so minutes until he did see Vecna coming after both of them

i need more hcs of chrissy doesn't die just is in the upside down and then she reunites with eddie please please

he in shock bc thought she was gone fr and chrissy so relieved to see him (and the others

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Could you imagine the first time Eddie truly really meets Chrissy’s parents? Like I imagine they meet him at graduation. Eddie was very reluctant to meet her parents after what they witnessed on stage. Chrissy would be so nervous to show her mother but her dad and brother she was okay with it. And now I just remember that seen from Why Him? You know with James Franco and Zoey Deutch? Where he’s meeting them with confidence and fucking up so bad but he’s just nervous and excited that Chrissy is finally letting him meet her dad (he doesn’t give a flying fuck about her mother).

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Eddie is the type of partner who still gets nervous just calling Chrissy because he keeps thinking of her as queen of Hawkins high and he’s just the freak who’s fallen head over heels. And Chrissy continues to punch him playfully and call him her king or to call her his little freak.