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The truth of it 🤣

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The truth of it 🤣

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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Can we get married at McDonald's this time i hate the ball pit sex at burger King

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

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I am cold. I feel something wet falling on my face. It isn't water, I just know it isn't. It's thicker.

I can't see anything. I don't know where I am.

The place feels old and scary. I'm trapped there.

I feel a draft.

My hands are restrained. I can't move.

Suddenly, a light starts appearing from somewhere.

I can tell it's red. It feels bad. It feels like whatever is coming will be the end of me.

Before the monster can grab me, I wake up in a cold sweat. This nightmare keeps recurring. Every time, the monster gets closer.

I wonder what will happen when it finally reaches me...

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Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

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organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit

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[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

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the transition im crying

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He's just like me for real

Nine Inch Nails | Promo from The Guardian (1999)

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insanely important thrift store find

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Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.